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I think we all seen this 900 times... just wanted to make it 901...

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> WHAT PORNOS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE...

>

> 1. Women wear high heels to bed.

> 2. Men are never impotent.

> 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

> 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not

> scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

> 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

> 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

> 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

> 8. Women always orgasm when men do.

> 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.

> 10. All women are noisy fucks.

> 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in

> the background.

> 12. Those tits are real.

> 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his

> half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

> 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

> 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't

> disgusted!)

> 16. Double penetration makes women smile.

> 17. Asian men don't exist.

> 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,

> the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your

> cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

> 19. There's a plot.

> 20. Nurses suck patients cocks.

> 21. Men always pull out.

> 22. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll

> only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

> 23. Women never have headaches... or periods.

> 24. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind

> her to "suck it".

> 25. Assholes are clean.

> 26. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all

> parties concerned.

> 27. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers

> and find a cock there.

> 28. Men don't have to beg.

> 29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly

> on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

> >>

>

>

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27. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers

> and find a cock there.

:laugh: Ok I may not be the smartest cookie sometimes, but isn't there supposed to be a cock there?!!?

LOL

~Danielle

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22. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll

only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

Now THAT'S friendship!

~Danielle

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Originally posted by dgmodel

>

> 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his

> half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

and/or face

ive always wanted to try that but then i get too embarassed...im no porn star:(:laugh:

BG

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Originally posted by dgmodel

> WHAT PORNOS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE...

>

> 1. Women wear high heels to bed.

> 2. Men are never impotent.

> 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

> 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not

> scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

> 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

> 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

> 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

> 8. Women always orgasm when men do.

> 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.

> 10. All women are noisy fucks.

> 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in

> the background.

> 12. Those tits are real.

> 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his

> half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

> 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

> 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't

> disgusted!)

> 16. Double penetration makes women smile.

> 17. Asian men don't exist.

> 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,

> the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your

> cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

> 19. There's a plot.

> 20. Nurses suck patients cocks.

> 21. Men always pull out.

> 22. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll

> only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

> 23. Women never have headaches... or periods.

> 24. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind

> her to "suck it".

> 25. Assholes are clean.

> 26. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all

> parties concerned.

> 27. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers

> and find a cock there.

> 28. Men don't have to beg.

> 29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly

> on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

> >>

>

>

I think number 9 is realistic

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Originally posted by vixenfoxxy

Uhm, I could be wrong, but I think this is true... :idea::laugh2:

Hehe never tried it.....u?

~Danielle

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Originally posted by vixenfoxxy

Nah me niether but I'd put my money it. Shall we bet then go get pulled over? lol

Girl, me and you will go try it! hehe

~Danielle

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Originally posted by dgmodel

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO! :laugh: :laugh:

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