dgmodel Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 > WHAT PORNOS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE... > > 1. Women wear high heels to bed. > 2. Men are never impotent. > 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. > 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not> scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. > 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. > 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. > 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. > 8. Women always orgasm when men do. > 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket. > 10. All women are noisy fucks. > 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in> the background. > 12. Those tits are real. > 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his> half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. > 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. > 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't> disgusted!) > 16. Double penetration makes women smile. > 17. Asian men don't exist. > 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,> the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your> cock in his girlfriend's mouth. > 19. There's a plot. > 20. Nurses suck patients cocks. > 21. Men always pull out. > 22. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll> only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. > 23. Women never have headaches... or periods. > 24. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind> her to "suck it". > 25. Assholes are clean. > 26. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all> parties concerned. > 27. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers> and find a cock there. > 28. Men don't have to beg. > 29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly> on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. > >>> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Originally posted by dgmodel [b> 16. Double penetration makes women smile. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danni133 Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 27. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers > and find a cock there. Ok I may not be the smartest cookie sometimes, but isn't there supposed to be a cock there?!!?LOL~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. Am I the only one that gets turned on by that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danni133 Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 22. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. Now THAT'S friendship!~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibclubbin Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by dgmodel > > 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his> half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. and/or faceive always wanted to try that but then i get too embarassed...im no porn star:(BG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket. Uhm, I could be wrong, but I think this is true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Too much porno is bad for the brain, so they say.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by dgmodel > WHAT PORNOS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE... > > 1. Women wear high heels to bed. > 2. Men are never impotent. > 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. > 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not> scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. > 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. > 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. > 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. > 8. Women always orgasm when men do. > 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket. > 10. All women are noisy fucks. > 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in> the background. > 12. Those tits are real. > 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his> half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. > 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. > 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't> disgusted!) > 16. Double penetration makes women smile. > 17. Asian men don't exist. > 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,> the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your> cock in his girlfriend's mouth. > 19. There's a plot. > 20. Nurses suck patients cocks. > 21. Men always pull out. > 22. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll> only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. > 23. Women never have headaches... or periods. > 24. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind> her to "suck it". > 25. Assholes are clean. > 26. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all> parties concerned. > 27. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers> and find a cock there. > 28. Men don't have to beg. > 29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly> on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. > >>> > I think number 9 is realistic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danni133 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy Uhm, I could be wrong, but I think this is true... Hehe never tried it.....u?~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by SPYGIRL2 Too much porno is bad for the brain, so they say.... Who says that!?!? They better stop spreading that awful rumor!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by danni133 Hehe never tried it.....u?~Danielle Nah me niether but I'd put my money it. Shall we bet then go get pulled over? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danni133 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy Nah me niether but I'd put my money it. Shall we bet then go get pulled over? lol Girl, me and you will go try it! hehe~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_high Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 lollol....the funny thing is that those pornos are pretty successful in convincing a lot of people that that's exactly how the game is played... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by dgmodel 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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