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Penis Payraise!

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Guys, this is TOO funny! This penis wants a payrise!

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1) I do physical labor

2) I work at great depths

3) I plunge head first into everything I do

4) I do not get weekends off or public holidays

5) I work in a damp environment

6) I don't get paid overtime

7) I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

8) I work in high temperatures

9) My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following

reasons:

1) You do not work 8 hours straight

2) You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods

3) You do not always follow the orders of the management team

3) You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.

4) You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working

5) You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

6) You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing

7) You'll retire well before reaching 65

8) You're unable to work double shifts

9) You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work

10) And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags

~Danielle

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Guest danni133
Originally posted by roninmess

Seriously wtf!:mad:

Yeah yeah :tongue:

You'll be saying that when your on top of me also

:eek:

~Danielle

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Originally posted by roninmess

nope..... ME!:tongue:

Attention Aly and Ron (Vixenfoxxy and Roninmess): You both may have me. Do NOT fight as there is no need! As for anyone who thinks I talk shit, ask Aly she knows I'm a fiery chica. Or just be at the Lepoard Lounge on Thurs and you'll see me and my girl do some crazy shit. Ron you're ass is mine! Aly you know you're mine when you get back to NY..

~Danielle

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Originally posted by danni133

Attention Aly and Ron (Vixenfoxxy and Roninmess): You both may have me. Do NOT fight as there is no need! As for anyone who thinks I talk shit, ask Aly she knows I'm a fiery chica. Or just be at the Lepoard Lounge on Thurs and you'll see me and my girl do some crazy shit. Ron you're ass is mine! Aly you know you're mine when you get back to NY..

~Danielle

Once again....:jawdrop: lemme see a damn pic already lol

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Guest danni133
Originally posted by roninmess

Once again....:jawdrop: lemme see a damn pic already lol

Sent

~Danielle

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