marcid21 Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 I wore my sneaks to work today and my feet couldn't touch the ground on the bus! So the whole way into the city the fat cow next to me was getting pissed off, cause I kept squirming and moving....It was hard for me to sit still, only cause her Gargantu-Gut kept jiggling everytime we hit a bump....And then on the way to work (only 2 blocks) all these little asian chicks (no offense to anyone) who are shorter than I am (almost a medical impossibility) kept like knocking into my arm and pushing their way through me.......UGGGHHHH....If only I were 6ft! I'd definetly give these asswipes their just desserts!finger2 bits finger2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by marcid21 I wore my sneaks to work today and my feet couldn't touch the ground on the bus! So the whole way into the city the fat cow next to me was getting pissed off, cause I kept squirming and moving....It was hard for me to sit still, only cause her Gargantu-Gut kept jiggling everytime we hit a bump....And then on the way to work (only 2 blocks) all these little asian chicks (no offense to anyone) who are shorter than I am (almost a medical impossibility) kept like knocking into my arm and pushing their way through me.......UGGGHHHH....If only I were 6ft! I'd definetly give these asswipes their just desserts!finger2 bits finger2 LOL WAIT YOU COULDNT TOUCH THE FLOOR CAUSE YOUR SO SHORT OR YOU DIDNT WANNA GET YOUR SNEAKS DIRTY??? LOL PROBABLY A STUPID QUESTION, BUT I HAVE TO ASK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by origskeemr LOL WAIT YOU COULDNT TOUCH THE FLOOR CAUSE YOUR SO SHORT OR YOU DIDNT WANNA GET YOUR SNEAKS DIRTY??? LOL PROBABLY A STUPID QUESTION, BUT I HAVE TO ASK Cause I'm short.....Usually when I wear shoes or boots I have a little leverage...but I'm a little on the casual side today.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by marcid21 Cause I'm short.....Usually when I wear shoes or boots I have a little leverage...but I'm a little on the casual side today.... this is gunna sound so cheese, but that is soooooo cute lolWhere do you work in the city?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 u should have ran through the asian girls like u were godzilla!! that would have made u feel REAL big.....and from now on carry a twinkie in your pocket for fatties on the bus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by misk u should have ran through the asian girls like u were godzilla!! that would have made u feel REAL big.....and from now on carry a twinkie in your pocket for fatties on the bus! once again misk spreads her wisdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by origskeemr once again misk spreads her wisdom LOL....yes...I'd be lost w/o all this wisdom! However, I was thinking Ding Dongs instead of twinkies....Twinkies are too mushy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 chocolate covered cubes of animal fat will do fine as well....u can find them at your local husky boy clothing store.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by misk chocolate covered cubes of animal fat will do fine as well....u can find them at your local husky boy clothing store.... lol:laugh: your fuckin shot... and btw i hate school:mad: i wish i was and entertainer...:sigh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 that's great and all but what does it have to do with my tasty treats?!! anyways....i think i am gonna go to work now....god..i am such a slave laborer....first appointment is at 11...good that i am not dressed yet.....those damn twinkies..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by misk that's great and all but what does it have to do with my tasty treats?!! anyways....i think i am gonna go to work now....god..i am such a slave laborer....first appointment is at 11...good that i am not dressed yet.....those damn twinkies..... It doesn't but i took this thread into a vent thread....Marcid= tallerMissy= wasnt a slave laborerorig= wasnt in school anymore and was an entertainersoooooooo suck it biatch:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 while we r asking for things....can i have larger bresasis please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by misk while we r asking for things....can i have larger bresasis please rtflmao:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by marcid21 Cause I'm short.....Usually when I wear shoes or boots I have a little leverage...but I'm a little on the casual side today.... Wait- your feet don't touch the ground on the bus? You have an inch on me and even I don't have that problem! Anyway, I feel for you about the blubber-butt sitting next to you... don't you hate it when you see these gargantuan mammoths walk on, and look at you and think oh that person's small, I'll just sit down next to them so I can have a seat and a half to myself!On the flip side... many a subway-ride I have gotten a seat only because I was the only person small enough to squeeze in between two beached whales... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by tastyt On the flip side... many a subway-ride I have gotten a seat only because I was the only person small enough to squeeze in between two beached whales... Yeah...the best is whizzing throught he crowds in rush hour! My midget ass just weaves in and out of all those poor SOB slobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 I was on the Subway the other day and this BEHEMOTH woman decided to sandwich me in by the wall....I couldn't even get up!!! So this lady next to me must have had no center of gravity bc every time the train slowed down to stop....all her massive body weight was pushed onto me bc the fat ass bitch couldn't hold her weight up! Then she must have been listening to punk bc her whole body started bopping up and down and all her rolls were smushed into me....I couldn't take it for too long, I got up, threw a look of disgust her way, and was out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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