synderella420 Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Thought I would share..IN PRISON................You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 > >cell. > > > > > > AT WORK..................You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. > > > > > > IN PRISON................You get three meals a day. > > > > > > AT WORK..................You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay > >for it. > > > > > > IN PRISON................You get time off for good behavior. > > > > > > AT WORK..................You get rewarded for good behavior with more > >work. > > > > > > IN PRISON................A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for> you. > > > > > > AT WORK..................You must carry around a security card and> unlock > >and open all the doors yourself. > > > > > > IN PRISON................You can watch TV and play games. > > > > > > AT WORK..................You get fired for watching TV and playing> games. > > > > > > IN PRISON................You get your own toilet. > > > > > > AT WORK..................You have to share. > > > > > > IN PRISON................They allow your family and friends to visit. > > > > > > AT WORK..................You cannot even speak to your family and> friends. > > > > > > IN PRISON................All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work> > >required. > > > > > > AT WORK...................You get to pay all the expenses to go to work > >and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay > > for prisoners. > > > > > > IN PRISON...............You spend most of your life looking through bars> > >from inside wanting to get out. > > > > > > AT WORK....................You spend most of your time wanting to get> out > >and go inside bars. > > > > > > IN PRISON................There are wardens who are often sadistic. > > > > > > AT WORK..................They are called supervisors. > > > > > > IN PRISON................You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. > > > > > > AT WORK....................You get fired if you get caught. > > > > > > NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 lol good postt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 Why thank you..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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