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This is a really funny thing to post about...but have you ladies ever had sex with a guy who's cock hooks a little to the left...or maybe a little to the right???

My ex was like that, and we really could never get the sex thing down....He could never hit it from behind, cause it would hurt me too much.....Not like he hooked all that much, but I'm so tiny (4'11)...so you can imagine how tiny my insides are...It was actually so painful for me, that more than once I couldn't walk and felt like I had major menstrual cramps or something...

Anywho...he probably would've been a really good fuck, if he could only straighten it out a lil'

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Originally posted by marcid21

This is a really funny thing to post about...but have you ladies ever had sex with a guy who's cock hooks a little to the left...or maybe a little to the right???

My ex was like that, and we really could never get the sex thing down....He could never hit it from behind, cause it would hurt me too much.....Not like he hooked all that much, but I'm so tiny (4'11)...so you can imagine how tiny my insides are...It was actually so painful for me, that more than once I couldn't walk and felt like I had major menstrual cramps or something...

Anywho...he probably would've been a really good fuck, if he could only straighten it out a lil'

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lmao your shot... your really tiny huh??:idea: you must be fun.... not implying anything btw

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amusing

bubble butt (for lack of anything else starting w/ B)

career oriented (derf...another lack of...)

delicate

exuberent (sp?)

fucking AMAZING!

giggly

heated

interesting

jackass

kinky

loving

masturbator

naughty

obsessive, compulsive, anal

pretty?

q-tee

restless

sexy

tease

unaware

vixen

witty

x-rated

y? y not?

zzzzzzz - I'm tired...ready to get the hell outta the office!

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Originally posted by marcid21

amusing

bubble butt (for lack of anything else starting w/ B)

career oriented (derf...another lack of...)

delicate

exuberent (sp?)

fucking AMAZING!

giggly

heated

interesting

jackass

kinky

loving

masturbator

naughty

obsessive, compulsive, anal

pretty?

q-tee

restless

sexy

tease

unaware

vixen

witty

x-rated

y? y not?

zzzzzzz - I'm tired...ready to get the hell outta the office!

this is a pretty good list;) hehe i didnt expect it to be this long but all in all its good

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You know, being that this IS the sex board, i thought from the title it was a thread about wheather or not u would fuck captin hook, the peter pan bad guy.

Furthermore, how the motherfuck does he masterbate???? :idea:

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Originally posted by quoth

You know, being that this IS the sex board, i thought from the title it was a thread about wheather or not u would fuck captin hook, the peter pan bad guy.

Furthermore, how the motherfuck does he masterbate???? :idea:

He dosen't....Tinkerbell is his fucktoy.

:cheese:

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Originally posted by quoth

You know, being that this IS the sex board, i thought from the title it was a thread about wheather or not u would fuck captin hook, the peter pan bad guy.

Furthermore, how the motherfuck does he masterbate???? :idea:

imagine him fingering a girl

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