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> > For those of you who need to understand what politics is.....

> >

> >

> > A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says,

> "Well

> > son, let me try to explain it this

> > way. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother

> is

> > the administrator of the money so we call her the Government. We're here

> > to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. "The nanny,

> > we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother we'll call

> > him the Future. "Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

> >

> > So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

> Later

> > that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on

> > him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So, the

> > little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.

> > Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door

> > locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the

> > nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

> >

> > The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I

> > understand the concept of politics now." The

> > father says, "Good, son, tell me, in your own words, what you think

> > politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is

> > screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The

> > People

> > are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit."

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