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Nasty 69


tunnelbandit

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A guy says to his wife,"I'm in the mood for some 69".

She says,"It's that time of the month,but if you don't care,I don't care".

They go into the bedroom and are 69'ing like animals when the doorbell rings.

She says,"Go answer the door honey".

He says,"But my face is a mess"

She says;"Just open it,it's only the postman and if he says anything just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says,"I'm sorry about my mouth,I've been munching on a jam sandwich."

The mailman said,"I wasn't staring at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead.":laugh: :vomit2:

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