LavenderMenace Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 - You've got Windows on your laptop. - Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. - Your door is ajar. - Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. - I can see your Gap dancers. - Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... - Your pod bay door is open, Hal. - Elvis Junior has left the building! - Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. - Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! - Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward quadrant! - Lil' Shaq's at the free show line. - You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." - Your closet door is open and Donato's peeking out. - You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. - I see you have an opening in senior management. - Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudey Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 "Yo man, point that sh*t somewhere else":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Originally posted by lavendermenace - Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deckRollingOnTheMotherfuckingFloorLaughingMyAssOff!!! :laugh: - You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."ohhh shiiit!!! - You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.hehe, subtlety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 heheheheh, those are hilarious!I usually go for the traditional "XYZ"But some people don't get it, sheesh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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