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Sperm Count

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave him a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened.

"Well, Doc," the man explained, "It's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with hre right hand, then her left ... still nothing. She then tried with her mouth, first with hthe teeth in, then with her teeth out ... still nothing. We even called up Erleen, the lady next door and she tried, too -- first with both hands, then her armpit, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your nieghbor?" he exclaimed.

The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."

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Originally posted by xtcgspot

Sperm Count

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave him a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened.

"Well, Doc," the man explained, "It's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with hre right hand, then her left ... still nothing. She then tried with her mouth, first with hthe teeth in, then with her teeth out ... still nothing. We even called up Erleen, the lady next door and she tried, too -- first with both hands, then her armpit, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your nieghbor?" he exclaimed.

The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."

hahahahahahahah :laugh: :laugh:

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