DJGaryMatthews Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Sperm CountAn 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave him a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened. "Well, Doc," the man explained, "It's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with hre right hand, then her left ... still nothing. She then tried with her mouth, first with hthe teeth in, then with her teeth out ... still nothing. We even called up Erleen, the lady next door and she tried, too -- first with both hands, then her armpit, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your nieghbor?" he exclaimed. The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bellaragazza Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Originally posted by xtcgspot Sperm CountAn 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave him a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened. "Well, Doc," the man explained, "It's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with hre right hand, then her left ... still nothing. She then tried with her mouth, first with hthe teeth in, then with her teeth out ... still nothing. We even called up Erleen, the lady next door and she tried, too -- first with both hands, then her armpit, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your nieghbor?" he exclaimed. The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open." hahahahahahahah :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggfella4 Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 hahahahahahahahaahaha.... :laugh: that was really good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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teklord310 Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Thats cute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acura Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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