Bumper Stickers That Should Exist

[royalpbobbyd]

some of em are kinda lame but ull get a few laughs....my fav is number 22..... :laugh:

1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me

4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute

12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

16) My kid had sex with your honor student.

17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.

18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not

screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.

24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself!

32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

36) CAT----- The Other White Meat

37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon

38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With A$$holes

39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?

40) Remember My Name------You'll Be Screaming It Later.

41) Welcome To Shit Creek-----Sorry, We're Out of Paddles

[faith11878]

Here's one for ya...

"Beauty is only a light switch away"

[blazinhot]

hahaha,, some might say thats why the light switch was invented!

[dibs]

My friend Dominic's favorite saying:

"I'm Fat, Your Ugly, I could Lose Weight, What Can You Do?

:laugh:

[cdub]

Hey Man, I think some of those ARE bumperstickers already! Maybe you should contact a lawyer!

Here`s my contribution stolen from the mouth of Homer J.

*****Here`s to ALCOHOL, the cause (and solution) to all life`s problems!!!********

[brickhouse]

Back in the day, when I was driving the shaggin' wagon, I had about 200 some odd bumper stickers on my car, favorite being...

*Jesus Loves You....Everyone else thinks your an Asshole*