xxxpivo Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 use sex to get something? like say...out of a speeding ticket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparklez929 Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 Had to screw one for an entire year to be able to get away with this shit i get away with now... hehe... but he was my man, so i dont think that counts huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 Originally posted by sparklez929 Had to screw one for an entire year to be able to get away with this shit i get away with now... hehe... but he was my man, so i dont think that counts huh? :laugh: Man and here i am doing the speed limit in O.B. while u over there busy gettin out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparklez929 Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 well btwn his card and my dads.... you wont believe the shit i get away with... got pulled coming from abyss a few weeks ago, was lost in south boundbrook... the cop was like tell me the truth, how much did you drink? i wa like honestly....? he said honestly.... so i said ok... i had 5 shot's, and the last 2 were 151... his mouth almost dropped to the fucking floor... He let me go, didnt write me a ticket for goin the wrong way in a one way straight for his cop car... hehe... AND to top it off... he gave me directions to get the fuck out of the town... was too boozed to pay attention so i got lost again, he pulled me over again, and finally said ----ok follow me!... It kills me to see how much shit attractive girls get away with.... HAHAH... SUCKERS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by sparklez929 well btwn his card and my dads.... you wont believe the shit i get away with... got pulled coming from abyss a few weeks ago, was lost in south boundbrook... the cop was like tell me the truth, how much did you drink? i wa like honestly....? he said honestly.... so i said ok... i had 5 shot's, and the last 2 were 151... his mouth almost dropped to the fucking floor... He let me go, didnt write me a ticket for goin the wrong way in a one way straight for his cop car... hehe... AND to top it off... he gave me directions to get the fuck out of the town... was too boozed to pay attention so i got lost again, he pulled me over again, and finally said ----ok follow me!... It kills me to see how much shit attractive girls get away with.... HAHAH... SUCKERS!!!! :laugh: :laugh: Btw, u think yer dad or someone can hook my ass up with a card? The guy that lives next door to me is a reitred O.B.P.O. but he fuckin never goes down to the station to claim his cards or nuttin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparklez929 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 How bout you just obey the law? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by sparklez929 How bout you just obey the law? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Momma is always givin' me some good pieces of advice....She told me when I went for my driving test to wear the shortest skirt, or pair of shorts I had....She also taught me the "helpless female" routine...and told me when I get pulled over, to lick my lips a lot when I speak to the officer.......Needless to say these all have done their trick....that is...until I was old enough to start pickin up these boys in bars...LOL<~~~Fetish for men in uniform (not the ups or fedex guys) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 lol...my ex....was with him just until I could fly to NYC for the summer and get it on with the guy I really wanted to be with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Damn.,.. thats a rediculous story!! Good for you though. Too bad guys can't get away with that stuff. I got pulled over last month in front of my building for leaving a few feet of rubber right in front of a cop(ooops, my bad) and she let me go. I'm telling you, NJ cops just don't mess with NY drivers. I've been so lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Originally posted by sparklez929 well btwn his card and my dads.... you wont believe the shit i get away with... got pulled coming from abyss a few weeks ago, was lost in south boundbrook... the cop was like tell me the truth, how much did you drink? i wa like honestly....? he said honestly.... so i said ok... i had 5 shot's, and the last 2 were 151... his mouth almost dropped to the fucking floor... He let me go, didnt write me a ticket for goin the wrong way in a one way straight for his cop car... hehe... AND to top it off... he gave me directions to get the fuck out of the town... was too boozed to pay attention so i got lost again, he pulled me over again, and finally said ----ok follow me!... It kills me to see how much shit attractive girls get away with.... HAHAH... SUCKERS!!!! am i the only one who sees something wrong in the fact that u were "too boozed" and kept getting lostu shouldnt drive if ur drunki got into a car accident because of some drunk assholei wont get into detailbut please dont drink and drivedo urself and the world a favor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Originally posted by glowdancer am i the only one who sees something wrong in the fact that u were "too boozed" and kept getting lostu shouldnt drive if ur drunki got into a car accident because of some drunk assholei wont get into detailbut please dont drink and drivedo urself and the world a favor ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Originally posted by glowdancer am i the only one who sees something wrong in the fact that u were "too boozed" and kept getting lostu shouldnt drive if ur drunki got into a car accident because of some drunk assholei wont get into detailbut please dont drink and drivedo urself and the world a favor i third that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparklez929 Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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