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1. "Fine"

This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel

they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means

that you should shut up. (NEVER use "Fine" to describe how she looks.

This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

2. "Five minutes"

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your

football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women

feel that it's an even trade.

3. "Nothing"

"Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is

usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you

inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an

argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)

This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission,

the result will be the woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll

have a "Five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "Fine."

5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)

This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up" or "do what you

want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in

just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk

to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

6. "Loud Sigh"

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very

frequently misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are

a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here

and arguing with you over "Nothing."

7. "Soft Sigh"

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the

few things that some men actually understand. It means she is

momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope

that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. "Oh"

This word-followed by any statement-is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get

that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night."

If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest

exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your

clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at

least two days.

9. "That's Okay"

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a

man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before

deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's

Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a

raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once she has had time to plan it out, you are

in for some mighty big trouble.

10. "Please Do"

This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the

chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words,

a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this

correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

11. "Thanks"

The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden

meaning. Just say "you're welcome."

12. "Thanks A Lot"

Dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot"

when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the

"Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way.

Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will

only tell you "Nothing."

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Originally posted by tastyt

Be careful with that one- we reserve the right to give you a pop quiz at any time...

LOL!! :laugh:

This is so dayum true...

It is so funny when you bring it up too they look so dumbfounded and shit uhh...yea...doh......:laugh:

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Originally posted by boywonder77

I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, what did you say?

BTW, the correct response to that would have been-

I'm sorry honey, I was just thinking about the romantic surprise I have in store for your birthday/christmas/valentine's day/groundhog's day/ just for the hell of it because I love surprising you with presents! Now what was that you were saying darling?

:tongue:

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I don't argue.. I state my case and if she wants to keep arguing I tell her to call me when she is done. Arguing is just a sure way to piss someone off.

Key to this is that I admit when I am wrong and never let pride get in the way.;)

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