dgmodel Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 1. "Fine" This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use "Fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.) 2. "Five minutes" This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's an even trade. 3. "Nothing" "Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine." 4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a "Five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "Fine." 5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. 6. "Loud Sigh" This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing." 7. "Soft Sigh" Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer. 8. "Oh" This word-followed by any statement-is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days. 9. "That's Okay" This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble. 10. "Please Do" This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." 11. "Thanks" The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome." 12. "Thanks A Lot" Dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 omg that sounds like my gf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicinfusion Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 That's why I just pretend I'm listening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by boywonder77 That's why I just pretend I'm listening. Be careful with that one- we reserve the right to give you a pop quiz at any time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by tastyt Be careful with that one- we reserve the right to give you a pop quiz at any time... I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, what did you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 He could be on to something...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by tastyt Be careful with that one- we reserve the right to give you a pop quiz at any time... LOL!! This is so dayum true...It is so funny when you bring it up too they look so dumbfounded and shit uhh...yea...doh...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by boywonder77 I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, what did you say? *Loud Sigh*Nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by boywonder77 I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, what did you say? BTW, the correct response to that would have been- I'm sorry honey, I was just thinking about the romantic surprise I have in store for your birthday/christmas/valentine's day/groundhog's day/ just for the hell of it because I love surprising you with presents! Now what was that you were saying darling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 If you limp dick men had half a brain there'd hardly be ANY arguments! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by marcid21 If you limp dick men had half a brain there'd hardly be ANY arguments! You and those limp dicks, Marce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 limpdick? i wish thats what my arguments were about. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by tastyt *Loud Sigh*Nothing! I think we used to date..... I know I've had this conversation before.MarciD- If I had a limp dick i wouldn't be able t get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by marcid21 If you limp dick men had half a brain there'd hardly be ANY arguments! ouch...is this a permanent tempermant or did you just have a rough morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 I just have my head in the clouds most of the time. It's not intentional, I do it to my guy friends also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyskyy Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 I don't argue.. I state my case and if she wants to keep arguing I tell her to call me when she is done. Arguing is just a sure way to piss someone off. Key to this is that I admit when I am wrong and never let pride get in the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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