rachel1997 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Too often, we lose sight of Life's simple pleasures..Remember, when someone annoys you,It takes 42 muscles in your Face to frownBUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm andSMACK the asshole upside the head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 It takes 26 muscles to smile... But only 4 to pull the trigger of a sniper rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 HhahHAahAHHAH...We need more informative posts like this :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totallytrance Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you wouldhave produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it)If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enoughgas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it)A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I wantto be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Still can't get over that pig thing)(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex forpleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmmmmm........)Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer thanleft-handed people do.(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 timesits own weight and always falls over on its right side whenintoxicated.(From drinking little bottles of...?)(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)Polar bears are left handed.(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did theyask them?)The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like ahuman jumping the length of a football field.(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, beforeit starves to death.(Creepy)The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head isattached to its body. The female initiates sex by rippingthe male's head off.(Honey, I'm home. What the....)(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality overquantity)Butterflies taste with their feet.(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.(I know some people like that.)Starfish don't have brains.(I know some people like that too.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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