naomi1 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statuesand have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving youyour greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And so the statues came to life. They smiled at each other,ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind some bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two giggling,bushes rustling, andtwigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the twostatues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and said to the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like tocontinue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked,"Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure, but this time YOU hold the pigeon and I'llshit on its head." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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