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There once was a pretty young whore....

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There once was a barmaid named Gale

On whose breasts was the menu for ale

But since she was kind

For the sake of the blind

On her bum it was printed in Braille

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There once was a girl named McGill

Who used dynamite sticks for a thrill

They found her vagina

In South Carolina

And bits of her tits in Brazil

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A bartender's wife named Michelle

Had a snatch that got juicy as hell.

Since she tasted so nice,

He would add rum and ice

And mix drinks that were easy to sell.

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There was a young man from Peru,

who fell asleep in his canoe,

while dreaming of Venus,

he played with his penis

and woke up covered in goo.

Here's to the girl named Louise

Who's pubic hair hung to her knees

the crabs came together,

and knitted a sweater

so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!

There was a young girl from Hoboken

Who claimed that her hymen was broken

From riding her bike

On a cobblestone pike

But it really was broken from pokin'!!!

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There once was a man named Crockett

Who stuck his dick in a socket

Some son of a bitch

Hit the switch

And Crockett took off like a rocket!!!

There once was a man from Nantuckett

Who's dick was so long,

He could suck it.

And he said with a grin,

As he wiped off his chin,

"If my ear was a cunt,

I could fuck it!!"

There once was a man from Boston Mass.

Who had two balls which were made from brass

In stormy weather,

They clanked together

And sparks shot out of his ass!!!

That's all for now,

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