scorpiontiger Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 There once was a pretty young whore -She'd lie like a rug on the floorIn a manner uncannyShe'd wiggle her fannyAnd drain your balls dry to the core! Share your dirty limerick.. I need some good ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazinhot Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 There once was a barmaid named GaleOn whose breasts was the menu for aleBut since she was kind For the sake of the blindOn her bum it was printed in Braille===========================There once was a girl named McGillWho used dynamite sticks for a thrillThey found her vagina In South CarolinaAnd bits of her tits in Brazil===========================A bartender's wife named Michelle Had a snatch that got juicy as hell. Since she tasted so nice, He would add rum and ice And mix drinks that were easy to sell. ============================== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 There was a young man from Peru,who fell asleep in his canoe,while dreaming of Venus,he played with his penisand woke up covered in goo. Here's to the girl named LouiseWho's pubic hair hung to her kneesthe crabs came together,and knitted a sweaterso in Winter her cunt would not freeze!There was a young girl from HobokenWho claimed that her hymen was brokenFrom riding her bikeOn a cobblestone pikeBut it really was broken from pokin'!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 There once was a man named CrockettWho stuck his dick in a socketSome son of a bitch Hit the switchAnd Crockett took off like a rocket!!!There once was a man from NantuckettWho's dick was so long, He could suck it.And he said with a grin,As he wiped off his chin,"If my ear was a cunt,I could fuck it!!"There once was a man from Boston Mass.Who had two balls which were made from brassIn stormy weather, They clanked togetherAnd sparks shot out of his ass!!!That's all for now, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 You guys are B-A-D! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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