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Bitch in the Kitchen

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> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son


> with his new electric train in the living room.


> She heard the train stop and her son saying,

> "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell

> off now...cause this is the last stop!

> And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the

> train...cause we're going down the tracks."


> The horrified mother went in and told her son,

> "We don't use that kind of language in this house.

> Now I want you to go to your room and you are to

> stay there for TWO HOURS.

> When you come out, you may play with your

> train...but I want you to use nice language."


> Two hours later, the son came

> out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train

> stopped and the mother heard her son say...

> "All passengers, please remember

> thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one.

> We hope you will ride with us again soon."


> She heard her little darling continue...

> "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the


> We hope you will have a

> pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."


> As the mother began to smile, the child added,

> "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see


> bitch in the kitchen...."

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