SPYGIRL3 Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 I dont agree with this:To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. I believe everything has to be equal in order to make a relationship work.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted March 16 Author Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by synderella420 I dont agree with this:To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. I believe everything has to be equal in order to make a relationship work.. True, good point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 it was a joke, i dont think it was meant to be taken that literally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted March 16 Author Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by trancend it was a joke, i dont think it was meant to be taken that literally The whole thing is a joke:idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Originally posted by SPYGIRL2 SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.hahahaha:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted March 18 Author Report Share Posted March 18 Some of them are very cute..... :laugh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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