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Originally posted by ellinita

First off, I did not target you specifically when i said ppl were hatin', i understand some ppl made comments but a few went a bit overboard..... and i do NOT need a HS diploma 2 realize that.... just b/c I've done stupid shit doesn't mean I'm an idiot.... and considering the fact i have a 3.98 GPA and am going to UPenn, don't fuckin tell me i need a HS diploma to know anything..... and considering the fact I was NOT hatin' on you, I duno what your problem is right now.... and yu seriusly can't judge me through some messageboard posts and call me transparent and a whore.... let's trade life situations for a day (although I'm sure you wouldn't want to) We'll see how you get by daily.

i'll trade with you.. it aint so easy being me either.. i don't think its easy to live anyones life right now. So don't blame you're stupidities on anything but yourself.

you chose to blow a handful of guys, you chose to fuck some random stranger, you chose to get that disgusting boob job

these were all YOUR choice and no one else, don't blame this shit on anyone but yourself dear.

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Originally posted by quoth

Maybe not an awkward sexual situation but a muthafuckin funny as shit one...

A girl i was messing with for quite a while and who i knew for a while as well...decided one day to introduce me to her boyfriend...of which of course i knew she had. Pretty awkward shakin his hand while yer thinking in yer head ::giggle:: i fucked yer girl and u have no clue. Ahhhh but yes...those evil days are long gone...specially since she went on to college down south. Her roomate there is my best girl-friend...so recently i asked how shes doing and my friend goes.."oh she is definitely a whore" im like" GREAT!!" :laugh:

man~hewa!!!!!!!!!!;)

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Originally posted by misk

first of all u sperm burpin road whore......i don't need to 'lay off' because i haven't even begun to LAY IT ON.......maybe when u get a fucking h.s. diploma u will be able to tell the difference between someone 'attacking' u....and someone simplying making a comment about the fact that a 14 year old girl lost her virginity to someone who she DID NOT KNOW.......

secondly....i never claimed to be innocent...and i am not a hypocrite...but i am also in no way......anything like the cum guzzling alcaWHOREic u claim to be...and post about for everyone to read.....so if u do not want to hear what people have to say....keep your child pornography h.s. kegger stories to yourself....

u r so fucking transparent ........now shut up and go finish your homework.......

Did someone say "kegger"

Hiccup! :hat:

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Originally posted by misk

first of all u sperm burpin road whore......i don't need to 'lay off' because i haven't even begun to LAY IT ON.......maybe when u get a fucking h.s. diploma u will be able to tell the difference between someone 'attacking' u....and someone simplying making a comment about the fact that a 14 year old girl lost her virginity to someone who she DID NOT KNOW.......

secondly....i never claimed to be innocent...and i am not a hypocrite...but i am also in no way......anything like the cum guzzling alcaWHOREic u claim to be...and post about for everyone to read.....so if u do not want to hear what people have to say....keep your child pornography h.s. kegger stories to yourself....

u r so fucking transparent ........now shut up and go finish your homework.......

rotflmao:laugh: :laugh: where do you come up with this stuff...

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Originally posted by cdaddy

damn you guys have too much time on your hands isnt there better shit to do than argue on the computer? LIVE LIFE

so what are you doing reading it?

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Originally posted by cdaddy

damn you guys have too much time on your hands isnt there better shit to do than argue on the computer? LIVE LIFE

Nah, man.

TV is boring and bad for yer eyes.

All the Nielsen Ratings now come from CP.

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Hun, if my "she has no parents" comment came as an insult for you. . .i only got that information from what you stated yourself. .

First off, I don't have parents..... secondly, I had the $$ to fund it and it was cheaper in Russia.

did i say your parents were broke down? did i say anything to belittle them? did i say something in reference to them other than what you said? No. . .get your facts straight before you cry me a river.

:blown:

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Originally posted by spragga25

Holy shyt...misk, quoth and ragga neeeeeeeeeeed to do a bar crawl sometime...JUST BRING IT...beer pong, that is!!:tongue:

i also pride myself on being a champ at caps..and quarters....

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OFMG this is the saying of the day

cum guzzling alcaWHOREic
that saying made my day, that is so funny.

Now here goes to show that her little gang BJ session has happened more then once

i just go out of control with drinking and what i described to you as "an awkward sexual situation", that kind of thing only happened a couple of times.....
, yeah ellinita I would probably say that pretty much classifies you as a whore!! CONGRATULATIONS!!
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Originally posted by ellinita

First off, I did not target you specifically when i said ppl were hatin', i understand some ppl made comments but a few went a bit overboard..... and i do NOT need a HS diploma 2 realize that.... just b/c I've done stupid shit doesn't mean I'm an idiot.... and considering the fact i have a 3.98 GPA and am going to UPenn, don't fuckin tell me i need a HS diploma to know anything..... and considering the fact I was NOT hatin' on you, I duno what your problem is right now.... and yu seriusly can't judge me through some messageboard posts and call me transparent and a whore.... let's trade life situations for a day (although I'm sure you wouldn't want to) We'll see how you get by daily.

hrmm... you're going to penn? i work here... i don't work in the admissions office, but i do know that our standards are a little higher than what you have been portraying yours to be.

but anyways... as for people judging you through msgboards. you put yourself out there whenever you talk about yourself on here. if you don't want others to know things about you, or if you don't want any comments made about you or any situation you've been in - keep it to yourself. i don't know you, but IMO you seem to come off as a person who is seeking attention and doesn't know how to get it.

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Originally posted by misk

first of all u sperm burpin road whore......i don't need to 'lay off' because i haven't even begun to LAY IT ON.......maybe when u get a fucking h.s. diploma u will be able to tell the difference between someone 'attacking' u....and someone simplying making a comment about the fact that a 14 year old girl lost her virginity to someone who she DID NOT KNOW.......

secondly....i never claimed to be innocent...and i am not a hypocrite...but i am also in no way......anything like the cum guzzling alcaWHOREic u claim to be...and post about for everyone to read.....so if u do not want to hear what people have to say....keep your child pornography h.s. kegger stories to yourself....

u r so fucking transparent ........now shut up and go finish your homework.......

Oh schnap!!! :laugh: :laugh:

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I have many funny stories, but this is the best one I can talk about here. One or two valentines day's ago i was with this girl, lets call her "katie" and for those of you who know "katie" you know she is a "special girl." Anyway we just finished dinner and had taken a bump or three, and were in my bed. Then with out any warning she started to go down on me. I was very happily surprised to say the least. We soon we get at it and i am FUCKED UP! So I start having enginge problems. It become harder and harder to maintain good "oil pressure". So she starts going down on me again which fixed the problem.

All of the sudden the door bell rings... I'm thinking "I told my boys to stay away", and i was pissed! :mad: I open the door and who do I see but two pigs. :eek: I am so shocked that forget I am buck naked and let the door swing open. They were there because the lady upstairs called them to complain about the music being too loud. They were farily schocked their selves and were like just turn the bass down and left. LMAO!!! Needless to say we had to start all over from square one.

:bigfinger This goes out to the NYPD, and the lady upstairs.

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Originally posted by flying_high

Yeah weird....where I always thought the sexboard is such a liberated place where no whores and sluts exist...just people who are, in a sexual way, free spririts....mmmhhh my mistake :rolleyes:

:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

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i was in a club, and this super-good-looking guy hits on me. he's a bit drunk, looks totally str8 and goes to harvard (allegedly). i was rolling and made that stupid mistake of telling him that (the alcoholics usually think that taking drugs is the worst sin:rolleyes: ). anyway, just after asking me about "the size of my package" he said to me, in a kind of low voice: "i want you to take me back to my place, tie me, beat me up and then fuck me!" :blank:

i couldn't believe my ears. first of all: i never did the s&m thing, and secondly: what is this guy like anyway, if he invites someone who he just met to go to his place and tie him up....and beat him! hmm, you can only suppose what i did....:D:tongue::D

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