naomi1 Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello?""Hello, is this FBI?""Yes. What do you want?""I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood.""This will be noted."Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.The phone rings at Tom's house."Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?""Yeah!""Did they chop your firewood?""Yeah they did.""Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need mygarden plowed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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