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1. Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.

2. If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent

to the amount of protein in five porterhouse steaks -

but contains only 150 calories.

3. A hand-job a day keeps arthritis away.

4. Every ten minutes of love-making is equivalent to

thirty minutes on the treadmill.

5. Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and

wrinkles.

6. Intercourse prevents divorce.

7. Regular screwing releases Vitamin F, which

increases the number of brain cells.

8. Sex eliminates headaches.

9. Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, "Thou shalt make

thy man hard" triples your chances of getting into heaven.

10. Inviting an attractive female friend into bed

with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for

your birthday.

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2. If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent

to the amount of protein in five porterhouse steaks -

but contains only 150 calories

I think I stick to vitamins

1. Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.

I'll Die early

Everything else I can be fine with

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