chula22 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 1. Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life. 2. If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to the amount of protein in five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories. 3. A hand-job a day keeps arthritis away. 4. Every ten minutes of love-making is equivalent to thirty minutes on the treadmill. 5. Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles. 6. Intercourse prevents divorce. 7. Regular screwing releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells. 8. Sex eliminates headaches. 9. Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, "Thou shalt make thy man hard" triples your chances of getting into heaven. 10. Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazinhot Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 These statistics must have been made by men b/c I can't see any woman saying that sh*#. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by chula22 10. Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday. Oooh- I'd like some more info on this one please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 2. If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to the amount of protein in five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 caloriesI think I stick to vitamins1. Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life. I'll Die earlyEverything else I can be fine with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by sexxybabyd I think I stick to vitaminsI'll Die earlyEverything else I can be fine with cute dee... hahah and those were my favorites lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by blazinhot These statistics must have been made by men b/c I can't see any woman saying that sh*#. I am thinking the same thing..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Whatever... I still want my diamond choker... even a tennis bracelet will do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_high Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by tastyt Whatever... I still want my diamond choker... even a tennis bracelet will do! How did I know you would be saying something like this... ...but damn right girl, you should get at least that much!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by flying_high How did I know you would be saying something like this... ...but damn right girl, you should get at least that much!!! Ah, but don't we all deserve it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Originally posted by tastyt Ah, but don't we all deserve it? Especially for PMSing(Putting up with Mens Shit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Originally posted by SPYGIRL2 Especially for PMSing(Putting up with Mens Shit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Originally posted by tastyt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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