20 clues a woman should call it a night!

[chula22]

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms over head and my butt wiggling while yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decide I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. slice of pizza on the floor (which I'm eating

even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on

eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and

sing become strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be

standing)and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the button's open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the washroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm

having problems walking straight

[SPYGIRL3]

I love this!!!!! I think I have done quite a few of these!!!!!

[dibs]

I should have called it a night a few times. :laugh:

[dancensmile]

this is too funny

17. hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. <~~(ME)

or telling my friends how they are the best & how much I love them

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm

having problems walking straight (dibs -- this is definitely for u or colleen -- this was colleen the last time we left platinum when we were walking to the car! -- hahaha)

[blazinhot]

:laugh:

I am sooo Guilty!! I completely agreed with:

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

It happens every time!! By the end of the night ya have makeup running down your eyes and your face feels as greasy as fast food!!

I like the wrestling one too - it made me giggle.

[SPYGIRL3]

Originally posted by blazinhot

:laugh:

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

So happy I only wear stay put eyeliner and lip glass...

[starcapone]

LoL.. too funny..

[xxlea]

I'm going to print this list and bring it w/ me at the next happy hour

[vikkii123]

So true

To funny;)