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Not sure if its actually true, but funny nonetheless!

Super Granny, Defender of Justice (True Story)

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon

returning to her car, found four males in the act of

leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping

bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at

them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know

how to use it! Get out of the car, you scum bags!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation, but

got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat

shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the

back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She

was

so shaken that she could not get her key into the

ignition. She tried and tried and then it dawned on

her why. A few minutes later she found her own car

parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded

her bags into her car and drove to the police station.

The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore

himself in two with laughter, and pointed to the other

end of the counter, where four pale white males were

reporting a car-jacking by a mad elderly woman

described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and

curly white hair, carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed. Ah, senior moments!

:laugh: :laugh:

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Originally posted by raver_mania

Not sure if its actually true, but funny nonetheless!

Super Granny, Defender of Justice (True Story)

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon

returning to her car, found four males in the act of

leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping

bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at

them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know

how to use it! Get out of the car, you scum bags!"

That reminds my of my grandmother (god rest her soul) when she lost her car. She thought someone had stole but instead she drove to the supermarket bought groceries, had them put in the car, and then realized she had forgotten something. She then whent back to the supermarket and purchased the forgotten item. When she walked out of the supermarket she thought "what a nice day, I'll just walk home". leaving her car in the parking lot. When she arrived at her house she noticed her car was gone, (a 1978 Ford Zephyr), and immediatly called the police. Like who in the hell would steal a 1978 Ford Zephyr?

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