kramadas Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Not sure if its actually true, but funny nonetheless!Super Granny, Defender of Justice (True Story) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, uponreturning to her car, found four males in the act ofleaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shoppingbags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream atthem at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I knowhow to use it! Get out of the car, you scum bags!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation, butgot out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhatshaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into theback of the car and get into the driver's seat. Shewas so shaken that she could not get her key into theignition. She tried and tried and then it dawned onher why. A few minutes later she found her own carparked four or five spaces farther down. She loadedher bags into her car and drove to the police station.The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly torehimself in two with laughter, and pointed to the otherend of the counter, where four pale white males werereporting a car-jacking by a mad elderly womandescribed as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, andcurly white hair, carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. Ah, senior moments! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by raver_mania Not sure if its actually true, but funny nonetheless!Super Granny, Defender of Justice (True Story) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, uponreturning to her car, found four males in the act ofleaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shoppingbags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream atthem at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I knowhow to use it! Get out of the car, you scum bags!" That reminds my of my grandmother (god rest her soul) when she lost her car. She thought someone had stole but instead she drove to the supermarket bought groceries, had them put in the car, and then realized she had forgotten something. She then whent back to the supermarket and purchased the forgotten item. When she walked out of the supermarket she thought "what a nice day, I'll just walk home". leaving her car in the parking lot. When she arrived at her house she noticed her car was gone, (a 1978 Ford Zephyr), and immediatly called the police. Like who in the hell would steal a 1978 Ford Zephyr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Sounds like an urban legend. A funny one, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shifterlx Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 that's some funny shit. but i hope i never get like that. and to think: loss of memory without Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Runner - you tell the best stories!! They're just dropped into the threads like humorous gems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Originally posted by nourishment Runner - you tell the best stories!! They're just dropped into the threads like humorous gems. Why thank you sir, I try to do the best at what I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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