~surreal~ Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 I know this is the Philly forum, but heck, we're practically neighbors! The Steeler Fan A Pittsburgh Steelers Fan is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam, when a Dallas Cowboys Fan, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Steeler Fan ignores the Cowboy Fan, who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Cowboy Fan - "You Steeler folk eat the whole piece of bread?" Steeler Fan - "Of course!" Cowboy Fan- (after blowing a large bubble) "We don't. In Dallas, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle it, tranform them into croissants and sell them to Pittsburgh." (The Cowboys fan has a smirk on his face.) The Steeler Fan listens in silence. The Cowboy Fan persists. "Do you eat jelly with the bread?" Steeler Fan - "Of course!" Cowboy Fan- (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In Dallas we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and jelly and sell it to Pittsburgh. The Steeler Fan then asks, "Do you have sex in Dallas?" Cowboy Fan- "Why of course we do!", he says with a smirk. Steeler Fan- "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Cowboy Fan- "We throw them away, of course!" Steeler Fan- "We don't. In Pittsburgh, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to Dallas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l13stotle Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 lol that was fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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