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GAY BAR

This guy walks into a bar and once he's two steps inside, he realizes it's a GAY BAR. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer,"What's the name of your penis?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine, for instance, is called Nike, for the slogan 'JUST DO IT.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers because 'IT REALLY SATISFIES.'" the customer looked dumbfounded so the waiter tells him he will give him a minute to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer,"Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "Timex." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Because it TAKES A LICKIN' AND KEEPS ON TICKIN.'" A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity margarita and says, "So what do you call your penis?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because QUALITY IS JOB 1." Then he adds, "HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY?" Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer." The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

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