mugwump Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Top Ten Reasons why being in NY right now is better than attending the WMC! *Compiled by MUGZ and CROBRA..(Feel free to add your own) :D #10) You can bond by bitching about not being able to go with your fellow jaded, "pasty" (sun deprived) NY clubbing weirdoes @ the local over prized Dive/lounge.#9) The streets are almost "Guido free"as most of the Roid-waxed collective are rollingto epic trance in South Beach.#8) You won't have to sleep on the beach in thesame clothes you've been wearing for the last three days when your $10 Motel Inn reservations fall throughand the airline looses your luggage.#7) You won't have to speak Spanish or call doormen"papy" in order to make sure you are on the "guest-list"#6)You won't have to dodge Miami highway drive by shootingson your way from the airport.#5) Who needs SUN when you can have the excitementof NY manic weather,Christmas and spring all rolled into one!#4) Why spend all the money traveling to Miami whenyou could ride the subway for a buck fifty to Spanish Harlem!(Crobra wrote that one~)#3) You won't have to dodge any Pesky "anti-Castro" demonstrationswhen you walk out of a party.#2) Pink Flamingos, art Deco & palm Trees in nightclubs are minimized to Bridge and tunnel venues in NY...AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON why being in NY right now is better than attending the WMC! #1) YOU CAN SAVE UP YOUR $$ AND GO TO THE ELECTRONIC MUSIC FESTIVAL IN DETROIT FOR FREE!http://www.electronicmusicfest.com/index2.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogoamy Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 #1) YOU CAN SAVE UP YOUR $$ AND GO TO THE ELECTRONIC MUSIC FESTIVAL IN DETROIT FOR FREE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 you don't have to wait behind velvet ropes with dolce and gabbana clad wearing a-holes...oh shit, that happens here too:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 1) for me - being able to go to countdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 For some reason I can't seem to think of ANY reasons why I would rather be here than in FL.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crobra Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by codica3 For some reason I can't seem to think of ANY reasons why I would rather be here than in FL.. think of all the skin cancer from the sun!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaVe Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Yes, the 85 degree weather, bangin parties, and scantily clad women really suck. I can't wait until I get home... Did someone say it snowed in NYC?haha. Wait till you see the photos from down here! See you all soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted March 25 Author Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by DaVe Yes, the 85 degree weather, bangin parties, and scantily clad women really suck. I'm allergic to Sunlight!and besides...it's 85 degree and full of "cantily clad women"in 95% of NY clubs every weekend D*umm....yea! MIAMI STINKS!ummm...(Hope you all are having a blast man..Tell Lainie I say "hola"..Come back in one piece bro~)(((HUGZ))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crobra Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by DaVe Yes, the 85 degree weather, bangin parties, and scantily clad women really suck. I can't wait until I get home... Did someone say it snowed in NYC?haha. Wait till you see the photos from down here! See you all soon. I heard a hurricane is heading towards to Miami!!!Just jking - I hope everyone is having a great time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by DaVe Yes, the 85 degree weather, bangin parties, and scantily clad women really suck. I can't wait until I get home... Did someone say it snowed in NYC?haha. Wait till you see the photos from down here! See you all soon. glad you're having a good time dave & I'm sure you're not waiting behind those velvet ropes:cool: Can't wait to see the pictures:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted March 25 Author Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by crobra I heard a hurricane is heading towards to Miami!!!Just jking - I hope everyone is having a great time!!! No you don't LIAR!You told me earlier that you wished everyonein MIAMI from CP would get eaten by sharks and poopedout in the ocean! (such bitterness crobra..tsk-tsk) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 My #1 Reason:BECAUSE NEW YORK IS THE BEST MUTHAFUCKIN PLACE ON EARTH!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crobra Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 CP heads in Miami ---> "let's go for a swim!!(waiting in the water)Can't you just hear the Jaws song!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tillyandme Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 shark problemAnd miami clubs suck so much glam.......14$ drinks.....Id rather stay home and rub my breasts..........although Rain treated me well, but thats just because I was affiliated with a big customer of thiers.space is dirtier than vinyl.......I love number 4.........south beach is as dirty as the east village......or stuyvesant town.Oh yeah i almsot forgot,,,,,Miami is filled with blood sucking parasitic gold digging whores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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