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Man's Rules When Getting Old


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Boobs are ment to be squeezed

Skirts were invented to be lifted

Beer is better when beltched

Farting acknowledges the bowels are still functioning

Wrinkels are red-badges of courage for the shit stains of life.

Dentures are the way of the future.

and canes are just golf-clubs in disguise for that pesky dog that keeps you awake during your afternoon nap.

Getting old rules!


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