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BBQ - Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks

over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really

big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to

get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his

wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your

butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!" The wife chooses to ignore

her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He

makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's

wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this

big-ass grill for one little sausage?

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In the playstation 2 game

Grand Theft Auto 3

There is a radio station called Chatterbox

and one of the commercials

is about this lady who tried everything to lose weight

Wife: Ive tried everything to lose weigh....lyposuction...even tried cutting my limbs off!

Husband: Everthing but excersie and eating right...

Wife: Thats right hun....but thanks to the nuro-machne i can excersie while i sleep...and burn those extra 400 pounds off.

Husband: She was too big for me...and ill sleep with anything

Wife: Not any more honey...now im thin thanks to the nuro-machine.

Husband: No more escort services for me!


man i love that game

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