bluegirl Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 BBQ - Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looksover at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean reallybig! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded toget a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where hiswife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, yourbutt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!" The wife chooses to ignoreher husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. Hemakes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What'swrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up thisbig-ass grill for one little sausage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 hehe...god one of those cute yet corny jokes....small sausage blows;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Ha!- Very cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 In the playstation 2 game Grand Theft Auto 3There is a radio station called Chatterboxand one of the commercials is about this lady who tried everything to lose weightWife: Ive tried everything to lose weigh....lyposuction...even tried cutting my limbs off!Husband: Everthing but excersie and eating right...Wife: Thats right hun....but thanks to the nuro-machne i can excersie while i sleep...and burn those extra 400 pounds off.Husband: She was too big for me...and ill sleep with anythingWife: Not any more honey...now im thin thanks to the nuro-machine.Husband: No more escort services for me!man i love that game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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