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Floor tiles- if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Band Accounts- without a lot of money, they dont generate alot of interst.

Blenders- you need one but not sure WHY.

Laxatives- They irritate the SHIT out of you.

Newborns- Cute at first but you get tired of cleaning up their messes.

Bananas- the older they get, the LESS firm they are.

UsedCars- Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

SnowStorms- you never know when they are coming, how many inches you`ll get or how long they will last.

Popcorn-they sastisfy you , but only for a little while.

Parking Spots- The good ones are taken and the other ones that are left are HANDICAPPED or extremely SMALL.

Lava Lamps- Fun to look at but not too BRIGHT.

Government Bonds- they take so long to MATURE.

Coolers- load up with BEER and you can take them anywhere.

Computers- hard to figure out and NOT enough MEMORY.

Commercials- you cant believe a word they say.

hehe....

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"Floor tiles- if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."

-that are not MEN you´re talking about. it´s CHUMPS

"Band Accounts- without a lot of money, they dont generate alot of interst."

-can you say golddigger? that sentence says a lot about the qualitiy of men a women hang with.

"Blenders- you need one but not sure WHY."

-hmmm let me think... yeah i remember, because women want to feel loved, wanted and to get FUCKED

"Laxatives- They irritate the SHIT out of you."

-mistery makes a great part of the attraction, predictability is boring

"Bananas- the older they get, the LESS firm they are."

then get yourself lots of fresh bananas as long as you´re young and hot, cause when you´re getting old an ugly, that attention will be denied to you due to exess wrinkles

"Popcorn-they sastisfy you , but only for a little while."

-yeah, cause they´re moving on to FUCKIN OTHER WOMEN

"Parking Spots- The good ones are taken and the other ones that are left are HANDICAPPED or extremely SMALL."

-typical lamer sentence, just like (AFTER losing) "hey we lost but it´s only a game" "we´re playing for the fun, it´s not about winning and losing", when a women doesn´t "get" any.

"Lava Lamps- Fun to look at but not too BRIGHT."

-it´s just that you have to find the dimmer, which is not often used to dimm the light up due to adaption to the woman

"Coolers- load up with BEER and you can take them anywhere."

-like women. but the thing is when you fill a GUY up, he won´t be able to fuck you. with women however that´s another thing.

"Computers- hard to figure out and NOT enough MEMORY."

-just shows the woman hasn´t made herself memorable, has not demonstrated enough VALUE to get a fixed place in the memory.

"Commercials- you cant believe a word they say."

-you can´t HANDLE the truth

bite me :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by tastey

"Floor tiles- if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."

-that are not MEN you´re talking about. it´s CHUMPS

"Band Accounts- without a lot of money, they dont generate alot of interst."

-can you say golddigger? that sentence says a lot about the qualitiy of men a women hang with.

"Blenders- you need one but not sure WHY."

-hmmm let me think... yeah i remember, because women want to feel loved, wanted and to get FUCKED

"Laxatives- They irritate the SHIT out of you."

-mistery makes a great part of the attraction, predictability is boring

"Bananas- the older they get, the LESS firm they are."

then get yourself lots of fresh bananas as long as you´re young and hot, cause when you´re getting old an ugly, that attention will be denied to you due to exess wrinkles

"Popcorn-they sastisfy you , but only for a little while."

-yeah, cause they´re moving on to FUCKIN OTHER WOMEN

"Parking Spots- The good ones are taken and the other ones that are left are HANDICAPPED or extremely SMALL."

-typical lamer sentence, just like (AFTER losing) "hey we lost but it´s only a game" "we´re playing for the fun, it´s not about winning and losing", when a women doesn´t "get" any.

"Lava Lamps- Fun to look at but not too BRIGHT."

-it´s just that you have to find the dimmer, which is not often used to dimm the light up due to adaption to the woman

"Coolers- load up with BEER and you can take them anywhere."

-like women. but the thing is when you fill a GUY up, he won´t be able to fuck you. with women however that´s another thing.

"Computers- hard to figure out and NOT enough MEMORY."

-just shows the woman hasn´t made herself memorable, has not demonstrated enough VALUE to get a fixed place in the memory.

"Commercials- you cant believe a word they say."

-you can´t HANDLE the truth

bite me :rolleyes:

Jesus Christ it's a joke do we really need to analyze the whole fucking thing??? :blank:

And yes, we women too are sometimes the butt of jokes here on the sex board so don't get your panties all in a bunch.

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Originally posted by fierydesire

bwhahah...cute...now back at ya :moon:...but now we do it my way......in the ass style fuckingsmilies.gif

lol

yeah, i saw that animation today and was wondering which thread i should stick it on

this one seemed as good as any ;)

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Originally posted by tastyt

Jesus Christ it's a joke do we really need to analyze the whole fucking thing??? :blank:

And yes, we women too are sometimes the butt of jokes here on the sex board so don't get your panties all in a bunch.

you tell this loser:rolleyes: :tongue:

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Here's some you girls might like.

What does a woman do when she gets home from the battered women's shelter?

The fucking dishes if she knows what's good for her.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you didn't try to tell her twice.

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Originally posted by boywonder77

Here's some you girls might like.

What does a woman do when she gets home from the battered women's shelter?

The fucking dishes if she knows what's good for her.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you didn't try to tell her twice.

those were just plain fuckin mean....:rolleyes:

But its all good...we all can bash on one another...:tongue:

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..I can have a FIELD DAY with these ladies...but here are the ones I can relate to....

Originally posted by fierydesire

Blenders- you need one but not sure WHY.

Laxatives- They irritate the SHIT out of you.

SnowStorms- you never know when they are coming, how many inches you`ll get or how long they will last.

Popcorn-they sastisfy you , but only for a little while.

Parking Spots- The good ones are taken and the other ones that are left are HANDICAPPED or extremely SMALL.

Lava Lamps- Fun to look at but not too BRIGHT.

Government Bonds- they take so long to MATURE.

Coolers- load up with BEER and you can take them anywhere.

Computers- hard to figure out and NOT enough MEMORY.

Commercials- you cant believe a word they say.

hehe....

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