fierydesire Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Floor tiles- if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years. Band Accounts- without a lot of money, they dont generate alot of interst. Blenders- you need one but not sure WHY. Laxatives- They irritate the SHIT out of you. Newborns- Cute at first but you get tired of cleaning up their messes. Bananas- the older they get, the LESS firm they are. UsedCars- Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable. SnowStorms- you never know when they are coming, how many inches you`ll get or how long they will last. Popcorn-they sastisfy you , but only for a little while. Parking Spots- The good ones are taken and the other ones that are left are HANDICAPPED or extremely SMALL. Lava Lamps- Fun to look at but not too BRIGHT. Government Bonds- they take so long to MATURE. Coolers- load up with BEER and you can take them anywhere. Computers- hard to figure out and NOT enough MEMORY. Commercials- you cant believe a word they say.hehe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fierydesire Posted April 3 Author Report Share Posted April 3 bwhahah...cute...now back at ya ...but now we do it my way......in the ass style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 "Floor tiles- if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."-that are not MEN you´re talking about. it´s CHUMPS "Band Accounts- without a lot of money, they dont generate alot of interst."-can you say golddigger? that sentence says a lot about the qualitiy of men a women hang with. "Blenders- you need one but not sure WHY."-hmmm let me think... yeah i remember, because women want to feel loved, wanted and to get FUCKED "Laxatives- They irritate the SHIT out of you."-mistery makes a great part of the attraction, predictability is boring "Bananas- the older they get, the LESS firm they are."then get yourself lots of fresh bananas as long as you´re young and hot, cause when you´re getting old an ugly, that attention will be denied to you due to exess wrinkles "Popcorn-they sastisfy you , but only for a little while."-yeah, cause they´re moving on to FUCKIN OTHER WOMEN"Parking Spots- The good ones are taken and the other ones that are left are HANDICAPPED or extremely SMALL."-typical lamer sentence, just like (AFTER losing) "hey we lost but it´s only a game" "we´re playing for the fun, it´s not about winning and losing", when a women doesn´t "get" any. "Lava Lamps- Fun to look at but not too BRIGHT." -it´s just that you have to find the dimmer, which is not often used to dimm the light up due to adaption to the woman"Coolers- load up with BEER and you can take them anywhere."-like women. but the thing is when you fill a GUY up, he won´t be able to fuck you. with women however that´s another thing. "Computers- hard to figure out and NOT enough MEMORY." -just shows the woman hasn´t made herself memorable, has not demonstrated enough VALUE to get a fixed place in the memory."Commercials- you cant believe a word they say."-you can´t HANDLE the truthbite me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Originally posted by tastey "Floor tiles- if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."-that are not MEN you´re talking about. it´s CHUMPS "Band Accounts- without a lot of money, they dont generate alot of interst."-can you say golddigger? that sentence says a lot about the qualitiy of men a women hang with. "Blenders- you need one but not sure WHY."-hmmm let me think... yeah i remember, because women want to feel loved, wanted and to get FUCKED "Laxatives- They irritate the SHIT out of you."-mistery makes a great part of the attraction, predictability is boring "Bananas- the older they get, the LESS firm they are."then get yourself lots of fresh bananas as long as you´re young and hot, cause when you´re getting old an ugly, that attention will be denied to you due to exess wrinkles "Popcorn-they sastisfy you , but only for a little while."-yeah, cause they´re moving on to FUCKIN OTHER WOMEN"Parking Spots- The good ones are taken and the other ones that are left are HANDICAPPED or extremely SMALL."-typical lamer sentence, just like (AFTER losing) "hey we lost but it´s only a game" "we´re playing for the fun, it´s not about winning and losing", when a women doesn´t "get" any. "Lava Lamps- Fun to look at but not too BRIGHT." -it´s just that you have to find the dimmer, which is not often used to dimm the light up due to adaption to the woman"Coolers- load up with BEER and you can take them anywhere."-like women. but the thing is when you fill a GUY up, he won´t be able to fuck you. with women however that´s another thing. "Computers- hard to figure out and NOT enough MEMORY." -just shows the woman hasn´t made herself memorable, has not demonstrated enough VALUE to get a fixed place in the memory."Commercials- you cant believe a word they say."-you can´t HANDLE the truthbite me Jesus Christ it's a joke do we really need to analyze the whole fucking thing??? And yes, we women too are sometimes the butt of jokes here on the sex board so don't get your panties all in a bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Originally posted by fierydesire Floor tiles- if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years. Well one time with you is all I'm asking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heretic909 Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Originally posted by fierydesire bwhahah...cute...now back at ya ...but now we do it my way......in the ass style lolyeah, i saw that animation today and was wondering which thread i should stick it onthis one seemed as good as any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted April 3 Author Report Share Posted April 3 Originally posted by tastyt Jesus Christ it's a joke do we really need to analyze the whole fucking thing??? And yes, we women too are sometimes the butt of jokes here on the sex board so don't get your panties all in a bunch. you tell this loser:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Here's some you girls might like.What does a woman do when she gets home from the battered women's shelter?The fucking dishes if she knows what's good for her.What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing you didn't try to tell her twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted April 3 Author Report Share Posted April 3 Originally posted by boywonder77 Here's some you girls might like.What does a woman do when she gets home from the battered women's shelter?The fucking dishes if she knows what's good for her.What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing you didn't try to tell her twice. those were just plain fuckin mean....But its all good...we all can bash on one another... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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marcid21 Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 ..I can have a FIELD DAY with these ladies...but here are the ones I can relate to....Originally posted by fierydesire Blenders- you need one but not sure WHY. Laxatives- They irritate the SHIT out of you. SnowStorms- you never know when they are coming, how many inches you`ll get or how long they will last. Popcorn-they sastisfy you , but only for a little while. Parking Spots- The good ones are taken and the other ones that are left are HANDICAPPED or extremely SMALL. Lava Lamps- Fun to look at but not too BRIGHT. Government Bonds- they take so long to MATURE. Coolers- load up with BEER and you can take them anywhere. Computers- hard to figure out and NOT enough MEMORY. Commercials- you cant believe a word they say.hehe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Very cute.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluidnyc Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 ORANGES - ya suck all the juices outta them, then throw um away. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bellaragazza Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 LMFAO :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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