naomi1 Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Math HelpLittle Johnny's parents had tried everything to help his math grade: tutors, flash cards, "Hooked on Math," special learning centers, everything. Finally, they enrolled him in the local Catholic school. The very first day, he came home with a very serious look on his face, went straight to his room, and started studying. His mother was amazed. Books and paper were spread out everywhere and Little Johnny was hard at work. As soon as dinner was through, he marched right back up to his room without a word and studied some more. This went on for weeks until Little Johnny proudly brought home his report card and showed it to his parents: an A in Math! "Johnny! This is great! I'm so proud of you! Son, what was it? What helped motivate you? Was it the nuns?" Little Johnny shook his head. "Well, then, was it the books? The discipline? The structure? The uniforms? What?" Little Johnny looked at her and said, "Well, Mom, it's like this. When I saw that guy out in the lobby nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't screwing around!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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