naomi1 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Good Hygiene Will Really Wow The DoctorRadio stations routinely pay money to people so that they willtell their most embarrassing stories on the air. Here is thewhat is believed to be a story of a "lucky" winner of one of these contests.I was due later that week for an appointment with thegynecologist, when early one morning I received a call from hisoffice saying that I had been rescheduled for early that morningat 9:30 AM. I had just packed everyone off to work and schooland it was around 8:45 already.The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn'thave any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like totake a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits,but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet thewashcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of thesink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called mein.Knowing the procedure, as I am sure all women do, I hopped up onthe table, looked over at the other side of the room andpretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million milesaway from here. I was a little surprised when he said, "My... wehave taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but Ididn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of reliefand went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping,cleaning and the evening meal, etc.At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was getting readyfor a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom,"Mom... where's my washcloth?"I told her to get another from the cabinet. She called back, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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