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[naomi1]

Good Hygiene Will Really Wow The Doctor

Radio stations routinely pay money to people so that they will

tell their most embarrassing stories on the air. Here is the

what is believed to be a story of a "lucky" winner of one of

these contests.

I was due later that week for an appointment with the

gynecologist, when early one morning I received a call from his

office saying that I had been rescheduled for early that morning

at 9:30 AM. I had just packed everyone off to work and school

and it was around 8:45 already.

The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't

have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to

take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits,

but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the

washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the

sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,

hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me

in.

Knowing the procedure, as I am sure all women do, I hopped up on

the table, looked over at the other side of the room and

pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles

away from here. I was a little surprised when he said, "My... we

have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I

didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief

and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping,

cleaning and the evening meal, etc.

At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was getting ready

for a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom,

"Mom... where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get another from the cabinet. She called back,

"No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my

glitter and sparkles in it."