jimk29 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 I particularly like #141. AT LUNCH TIME, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON AND POINTA HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM. DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.3. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY WANT THATSUPERSIZED.4. PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT "IN"5. PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS. ONCE EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN OVERTHEIR CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS, SWITCH TO ESPRESSO.6. IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS, WRITE "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY."8. DON'T USE PUNCTUATION9. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK.10. ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE.11. SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THROUGH ORDER IS "TO GO."12. SING ALONG AT THE OPERA.13. GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON'T RHYME.14. PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA. PLAY A TAPE OF JUNGLE SOUNDS ALLDAY.15. FIVE DAYS IN ADVANCE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU CAN'T ATTEND THEIR PARTY BECAUSEYOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD.16. HAVE YOUR COWORKERS ADDRESS YOU BY YOUR WRESTLING NAME, ROCK HARD KIM.17. WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON!", "I WON!" "3RD TIME THISWEEK!!!!!"18. WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT, YELLING "RUNFOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!!"19. TELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER. "DUE TO THE ECONOMY, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TOLET ONE OF YOU GO."AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY.......20. SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK, EVEN IF THEY SENT IT TOYOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikkii123 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 That's cute... I like #4 too:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dub16 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Or you could watch "Greg the bunny" on a tv you purposly put upside down while boucing around your living room on a pogo-stick while eating salsa out of the jar with your fingers while listening to yanni in slow mooootion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bellaragazza Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 lol :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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