quoth Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 YOU GUYS ARE THE IRISH DRUNKS AND I AM THE SPAGHETTI SLURPING BASTARD.Case in point...2 nights in a row i have had a different, but yet italian dinner.Yet..2 nights in a row there is a slew of ginzo drinking or wannabe drinking by joeg,msoprano,andgodfatherbamboozehoundI see msoprano at Exit when he first got there...he has a fuckin cocktail in his hand and ME?? i have a fuckin bottle of water in mine. Yet, i saw him again in the hallway, yes hallway that is right next to the bathrooms perhaps where one might PUKE from not being able to handle their alcohol irish-style..and he was stumbling and slurring his speech like crazy and christ i wanted to laugh but i felt bad.I wake up sunday morning to see a thread about joeg and his insatiable need of the consumption of alcohol in order to go to vinyl.Now i read godfatherMcboozehound was out drinking with his sister over the weekend as well.Now children...all these ginzo's are getting drunk over the weekend, while all poor Quoth is doing is having italian dinners and being sober the entire weekend.Now you tell me, who the true alcoholics are cause shit i can't wait to get more into yer culture and buy myself an IROC or Trans-Am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godfatherbam Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by quoth YOU GUYS ARE THE IRISH DRUNKS AND I AM THE SPAGHETTI SLURPING BASTARD.Case in point...2 nights in a row i have had a different, but yet italian dinner.Yet..2 nights in a row there is a slew of ginzo drinking or wannabe drinking by joeg,msoprano,andgodfatherbamboozehoundI see msoprano at Exit when he first got there...he has a fuckin cocktail in his hand and ME?? i have a fuckin bottle of water in mine. Yet, i saw him again in the hallway, yes hallway that is right next to the bathrooms perhaps where one might PUKE from not being able to handle their alcohol irish-style..and he was stumbling and slurring his speech like crazy and christ i wanted to laugh but i felt bad.I wake up sunday morning to see a thread about joeg and his insatiable need of the consumption of alcohol in order to go to vinyl.Now i read godfatherMcboozehound was out drinking with his sister over the weekend as well.Now children...all these ginzo's are getting drunk over the weekend, while all poor Quoth is doing is having italian dinners and being sober the entire weekend.Now you tell me, who the true alcoholics are cause shit i can't wait to get more into yer culture and buy myself an IROC or Trans-Am. ah hahahahahahha, u may eat our food son, but u will never be a true ginzo, and we may drink like fish, but that is also a part of our culture too....but that was some good insight i think...lol u are one funny mcguinea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 :laugh: :laugh: fucking great bro....but what u mean i was throwing up by the bathroom and sluring my speach.....you must elaborate for me casue there was no such things like that going on.....i knew those irish men tend to stretch the truth a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 hey quoth watch out for that stage!!!!!!!!! :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by msoprano13 hey quoth watch out for that stage!!!!!!!!! :cool: soprano,watch out for that dead fish in yer mailbox you fuckin Mc.As far as throwing up..nah i didnt say u did...but christ u definitely had the slurry speech goin no denying that haha its ok though...its part of being a Mc you will learn soon..btw any tips on how to get my hair and face all greasy like a zepoli like you guys do it? k cool, thanks for the tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by quoth soprano,watch out for that dead fish in yer mailbox you fuckin Mc.As far as throwing up..nah i didnt say u did...but christ u definitely had the slurry speech goin no denying that haha its ok though...its part of being a Mc you will learn soon..btw any tips on how to get my hair and face all greasy like a zepoli like you guys do it? k cool, thanks for the tip. ahh the slur speech was a definite.....i wasnt even suppose to go to the city..i was staying local and getting drinks handed to me....met pete and he hit me with the question as soon as i started feeling drunk and we went to exit.....damn great night....oh and as for the hair,,,,,you need a tan first:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by godfatherbam u will never be a true ginzo, and we may drink like fish, but that is also a part of our culture too....since when do ginzo's drink like fish??? Fuckin enlighten me on this one penne face....cause i think the only reference to alcohol and fish that yer talkin about is the cheap ass wine you drink with your christmas eve seafood feasts....yea....huh...u didnt think the dumb fuckin Mc knows about them festivites DID CHA?? Yea its alright though....i have a tad bit of greaseballness in my family and i know the fuckin lowdown bout ginzo festivities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by msoprano13 oh and as for the hair,,,,,you need a tan first:) Fine, not a fuckin problem, just hand over yer tanning salon membership and you will get pale and i will get tan.oh and um..when you get to the part of taking an entire pint of Guinness to the head? lemme know..i actually have it on home video and will show the true McTechnique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by quoth Fine, not a fuckin problem, just hand over yer tanning salon membership and you will get pale and i will get tan.oh and um..when you get to the part of taking an entire pint of Guinness to the head? lemme know..i actually have it on home video and will show the true McTechnique. bro u never cease to make me laugh,,,,and i have never stepped foot in a tanning bed EVER.....its my natural color....and for the drinking part....im sure youve seen one of the MANY great mafia movies...espicially goodfellas, they are always having a round of drinks in just about every scene, espicially when they are sitting down and just talking or arranging hits on IRISH WANNA BE GUIDOS LIKE YOURSELF:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by msoprano13 bro u never cease to make me laugh,,,,and i have never stepped foot in a tanning bed EVER.....its my natural color....and for the drinking part....im sure youve seen one of the MANY great mafia movies...espicially goodfellas, they are always having a round of drinks in just about every scene, espicially when they are sitting down and just talking or arranging hits on IRISH WANNA BE GUIDOS LIKE YOURSELF:eek: Now look here Mr. ABronxTale dont you have some loans to make or take from Hoffa so the teamsters don't stirke and shut down the whole trucking industry As far as goodfellas goes...they werent really drinking...i mean think about this...do you really think Norm from Cheers really drank beer every episode? But nice try, come have a drink with big boys when u get through Baked Potato 101. Oh and um...make sure u use tinfoil on that fucker, ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godfatherbam Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 ah hahahahahaha u silly mc....i guess we will have to see that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godfatherbam Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by quoth Now look here Mr. ABronxTale dont you have some loans to make or take from Hoffa so the teamsters don't stirke and shut down the whole trucking industry As far as goodfellas goes...they werent really drinking...i mean think about this...do you really think Norm from Cheers really drank beer every episode? But nice try, come have a drink with big boys when u get through Baked Potato 101. Oh and um...make sure u use tinfoil on that fucker, ok? he's just a silly "drunken" mic, i think maybe we cut him some slack...or maybe we just cut off his balls lol what u think msoprano??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by godfatherbam he's just a silly "drunken" mic, i think maybe we cut him some slack...or maybe we just cut off his balls lol what u think msoprano??? oh, and what are you gonna do with my balls when you cut them off? Hang them in yer fuckin rear view mirror in place of yer fuckin dice or wear em on yer neck on a 14k gold chain in place of that Holy Cross with 30,000 diamonds in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 :laugh: :laugh: thats it, next weekend we'll all have our italian dinners and come out to the clubs and get wasted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by joeg :laugh: :laugh: thats it, next weekend we'll all have our italian dinners and come out to the clubs and get wasted... ahhhhhhhh glad you could join us Joseph. What did Macy's just close?? Get any nice new bra's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by quoth ahhhhhhhh glad you could join us Joseph. What did Macy's just close?? Get any nice new bra's? no, get any new jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godfatherbam Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 ah hahahahahahaha god i fuckin love this board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by joeg no, get any new jokes? I'll have plenty of jokes when you come back 10lbs lighter...then i can ask what yer new cup size is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godfatherbam Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 :laugh:holy fawk i really do love this shit i mean where else do u see peeps constantly just tearin each other to pieces like this??? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by godfatherbam :laugh:holy fawk i really do love this shit i mean where else do u see peeps constantly just tearin each other to pieces like this??? :laugh: what makes you so different pinnochio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 lol... yeah seriously... cp IS better than tv... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godfatherbam Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 i didnt say i was any dif...i was just sayin i fawkin love doin it and watchin it....damn u silly mic, why dont u go grab a heineken and get drunk again, its makin u a nasty sombitch...lol:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by godfatherbam its makin u a nasty sombitch...so now yer...Half-Irish,halkf-italian and half-HICK??? I think its about that time to get back on the boat cause yer green card is up garlic face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 hey quoth when u see the horses head in your bed you betta start to worry :finger: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoob-e Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 haha*after 20 minutes of waiting for mike who supposevely was going to take a piss at the bathrooms which were literally 10 seconds away from where we were*OKAY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MIKE!ANYONE! *looks around*jon to me: okay fuck it, i think hes lost, lets go downstairs.suddenly he pops up at 5 A.M.where were you bro?"i got lost"bahahahhaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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