Check this out....Radio Games!!!

[mrmatas2277]

here you go people:

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to

> work and hearing this.

>

> Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM

> morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where

> they award winners great prizes. The game is called

> "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask

> if they are married or seriously involved with

> someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she

> is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

>

> The person is also asked to divulge the name of

> their partner (with phone number) for verification.

> If their partner answers those same three questions

> correctly, they both win the prize.

>

> One particular game, however, several months ago

> made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees

> with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing

> I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

>

>

> DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'MateMatch'?"

>

> Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

>

> DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip

> to Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name?

> First only please."

>

> Contestant: "Brian."

>

> DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

>

> Brian: "Yes."

>

> DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"

>

> Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

>

> DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?

> First only please."

>

> Brian: "Sara."

>

> DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

>

> Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

>

> DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

>

> Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

>

> DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time

> you had sex?"

>

> Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

>

> DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"

>

> Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

>

> DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

>

> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

>

> DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

>

> Brian: "About 10 minutes."

>

> DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one

> would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at

> stake."

>

> Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

>

> DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex

> at 8 o'clock this morning?"

>

> Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

>

> DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

>

> Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her

> mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."

>

> DJ: "Uh huh..."

>

> Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower

> at the time."

>

> DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

>

> Brian: "On the kitchen table."

>

> DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than

> the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks,

> I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You

> listen to this."

>

> 3 minutes of commercials follow.

>

> DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"

>

> (touch tones.....ringing....)

>

> Clerk: "Kinkos."

>

> DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

>

> Clerk: "This is she."

>

> DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live

> on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of

hours

> now."

>

> Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

>

> DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.

> Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do

you

> know the rules of 'MateMatch'?"

>

> Sarah: "No."

>

> DJ: "Good!"

>

> Brian: (laughing)

>

> Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

>

> Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely

> honest."

>

> DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3

> questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's

> answers, then the both of you will be off to

> Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea

> World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal.

> Get it Sarah?"

>

> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

>

> DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

>

> Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

>

> DJ: "What time?"

>

> Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

>

> DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

>

> Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

>

> DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is

> trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last

> question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you

> ready?"

>

> Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

>

> DJ: "Where did you have it?"

>

> Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"

>

> Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

>

> DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

>

> Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and..."

>

> DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

>

> Sarah: "In the ass....."

>

> After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"

[lavosdeldiablo]

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