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chrishaolin

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  1. chrishaolin

    shes banging

    http://alizee.cupofnoodles.com/pics/
  2. havent seen wink spin in like 8 years
  3. hahah that was just a man-made lagoon built specifically for the dolphins..
  4. about a month ago.. went for a week with my gf.. water looked exactly like the picture in your sig.. insannnneeee
  5. yeah we had a really good time. wish i was still there!!
  6. hey hey hey.... watch it there!! that dolphin was a SHE and her name was "Dot":D
  7. THIS IS THE CODE... 1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog, but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're the poster boy for GAY. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El-Dicko and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. 5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A pussy-eating man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too. 6. If you know more than six names of colours or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NHL, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and Nascar. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fresier" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious! 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you hungry for meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the motherfucker off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, finger the beotch in the passenger seat (whoever she happens to be), or, if he's Latino, talk on his cell-phone. 8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly. So follow the rules and beware...or keep that shit to yourself, you flamming faggot!
  8. whatsup 9... might head there sat, not sure though...
  9. they dont make movies like that anymore..
  10. whatsup hype.. dont know if you remember meeting me.. but yeah those 3 nights were nuts and im still paying for them right now
  11. ouch.. what tracks did he drop sun night?
  12. the energy sat night was the most powerful ive ever seen it in that place
  13. oh shit i posted a bad link... here it is.. dont wanna try video - wmv
  14. good choices.. another hot song.. firewater
  15. in the frankie j video "don't wanna try"... shes absolutely amazing id like to find out her name... http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/Fr...VidFull_300.asx
  16. in your opinion.. the what is *one* of my fav tracks off that album
  17. hahahhahaha:laugh: :laugh:
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