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  1. THE FLAT FROG

    There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk

    dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He comes up to the

    doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocks on the door. When the madam

    came to answer it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said

    he wanted to have sex with one of the women inside, had the money to buy it,

    and wasn't leaving until he got it. The Madam figured,"why not", so she told

    him to come in. Once he got in, she told him to pick any of the girls he

    liked. He asked her if any of the girls had any diseases, and of course the

    madam said, "no". But he said he'd heard that all the men were talking about

    having to go to the hospital and get shots after making love with Myrtle, and

    THAT was the girl he wanted. Since the little boy was so adamant and had the

    money to pay for it, the madam told him to go upstairs and go to the first

    room on the right. So he headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog

    behind him. Ten minutes later he came back down, still dragging the frog,

    paid the madam, and headed out the door, at which time the madam stopped him

    and asked him just why he picked the only girl she had in the place with a

    disease, instead of one of the others. He said,"Well, if you must know,

    tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,

    leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. When they leave, I'm going to have

    sex with my baby-sitter, who happens to be very fond of cute little boys, and

    then she will get the disease that I just caught. When mom and dad get back,

    dad will take the baby-sitter home, and on the way, he'll jump the

    babysitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when dad gets home

    from the babysitters, he and mom will go to bed and they'll have sex, and mom

    will catch it. In the morning when dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver

    the milk, and he'll have a quickie with mom, and he'll catch it, and HE'S the

    son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!!"

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    ~LiPz~

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  2. Originally posted by blueangel:

    He was spinning in Exit this past Saturday in the room on the rooftop. It's the room connected to the roof top . . . all white inside with couches. He was spinning progressive trance.

    Does anyone know who that was?

    BlueAngel

    Is it called the secret room?

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    ~LiPz~

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  3. Originally posted by mattyparsons:

    shall i bring a paddle?

    maybe i'll go singapore on yo ass!

    I was thinking maybe a nice firm hand to the butt? but like 3 times in a row.. hehehe

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  4. Originally posted by mattyparsons:

    DAMN YOU LIPZ!

    oh there's gonna be hell to pay on friday !

    ::shakes ass really fast:: SPANK ME BIG BOY roflmao

    XOXOXO MWWWWWAH

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    ~LiPz~

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  5. Originally posted by mattyparsons:

    where's my precious signature??!!

    IM HOLDING IT HOSTAGE!!!!!1

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    ~LiPz~

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  6. Originally posted by Ph0eniX:

    ...my true love brought home to me:

    a beautiful Brazilian girl to have fun with ...us three.

    ...what did you get?

    lol i hope this was your whole point...

    if not i feel like a butthole..

    on the second day of xmas my true love brought home to me:

    2 pairs of hand cuffs

    and a beautyful brazilian girl to have fun with us three?

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  7. Originally posted by princess0621:

    Live performance by Kristen W "Stronger". Open bar from 11 to midnight. Champagne toast. Surprise performances and favors. JP all night. Tickets available through ticketmaster or at the club 9-5 or party nights at cashier window. $75 in advance.

    Now that is what the flyer says. I don't know if they are charging more it you buy your ticket at the door that night.

    i'm a huge sf fan, but richard charges more at the door if you sneeze funny, so its prob like 100$+ that night.. hehehe anyone intreasted in just cuddelin instead nye?

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  8. Originally posted by gonzojournilist:

    Mr. sick

    I am very tipsy right now

    shit might as well say I am drunk

    dunno why but your signiture had me histericle laughing

    if i hadn't had the same email addy for the past 3 or so years I would get rid of aol in a heart beat

    lol thats why i still have aol.. same name for the past 4yrs.. GRRRR

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  9. Hi everyone, I just wanted to say, I really can't wait to meet all of you tomorrow night at twilo. I'm very excited, and i think a good 90% of you seem like really really great people! I hope i get to meet a big majority of you.. I know some times i seem like a bitch or i have a really bad or negative attitude.. but this month has been very harsh.. and i'm sure for most of you it has been also been harsh because of holidays finals etc..

    for those of you who have no idea what i look like, goto http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html

    hehehe oh and btw my Name is Kerry

    XOXOXO MWWWWWWWAH!

    AND FOR ALL THE BDAYS! HAVE A VERY HAPPY AND SAFE ONE! AND I HOPE YOU ALL GET WHAT YOU WISH FOR!

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    ~LiPz~

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  10. Originally posted by twiloman:

    im with ya likmylipz, i hate aol, its stupid and a waste of money, but my family thinks its "quality" internet so im stuck using it for the time being...i know how you feel, there are TONS of stupid people on here (not the messageboards, but on AOL) that are not worth anyones time. so im not jumpin down ur throat today! im with ya wink.gifcwm23.gifcwm23.gif

    and it gets better because of course like EVERYONE of my exes HAS AOL.... SO the ones that really annoy me? THEY GET BLOCKED.. you would think they would get the hint but they dont.. THEY CHANGE THERE SCREEN NAME AND ANNOY ME MORE!

    FOR EXAMPLE THIS DUDE YOU TO THINK I WAS HIS SOUL MATE....

    ENcryptedEmotion: mmhhhmmmmm.. thats cause i was tired

    LikmyLipz: YOUR THE ONE WHO WAS HAVING SUCH A HORRABLE TIME

    LikmyLipz: and because i personally dont like sandra collins? i have horrable taste in music

    ENcryptedEmotion: thats funny cause a few weeks ago u liked her... and well that CD u gave me was full of crap music.. thats why "I PERSONALLY" think u have bad taste but to each is own.. and its not like i've been listening to electronica for about umm...8 yrs now.. so what do i know about good tastefull dance music

    LikmyLipz: well dan IF EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD LIKED THE SAME THING..

    LikmyLipz: IT WOULD BE PRETTY FUCKING BORING HUH

    ENcryptedEmotion: nah... i can do with out lame house/tech/trance stuff.. thats why there is stuff like classical.. so its not boring

    LikmyLipz: well then you go do with out it

    LikmyLipz: no ones making you listen to shit

    ENcryptedEmotion: heheh ur so easy to annoy

    LikmyLipz: no actually i think i tollerate to much bullshit

    LikmyLipz: i dont understand why you can't be happy and like NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING FOR 5 MINUTES OF THE DAY?

    ENcryptedEmotion: lol.. easy tiger .. im sorry.. im just feeling fiesty.

    ENcryptedEmotion: lol cause im a miserable person and have nothing better to do

    LikmyLipz: I MEAN SHIT, I PUT UP WITH ALOT OF YOUR BS

    LikmyLipz: I EVEN IMED TO SEE HOW THE FUK YOU ARE

    ENcryptedEmotion: well block me .. so i cant IM you

    LikmyLipz: FOR ONCE JUST ONCE

    LikmyLipz: SMILE

    LikmyLipz: BE HAPPY

    LikmyLipz: ITS FUCKING XMAS TIME

    ENcryptedEmotion: hehe im trying...i think im loosing my shit

    LikmyLipz: WELL IF YOUR LOSIN SHIT PUT UR ASS ON A TOILET

    ENcryptedEmotion: thats pretty gross.. hey you asked how to turn a guy off one time.. say stuff like that

    ENcryptedEmotion: well i must depart.. gotta go buy xmas gifts.. what ya want??=)~

    LikmyLipz: DAN AFTER YOU TOLD ME I AM A BORING PERSISTANT CUNT, AND UM YOU TOLD ME YOU WISH I DIED

    LikmyLipz: I GAVE UP TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU

    ENcryptedEmotion: i never said i wish u died

    LikmyLipz: BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN NUTTIN BUT NICE TO YOU

    LikmyLipz: WHY THE FUK CANT YOU BE NICE BACK?

    ENcryptedEmotion: im being nice right now...

    LikmyLipz: yeah because you got what you wanted

    ENcryptedEmotion: what was that?

    LikmyLipz: you pissed me off

    ENcryptedEmotion: awww... nahh i didnt want that.. i was just messin around=)~

    LikmyLipz: right

    ENcryptedEmotion: ok KERRY...... love ya .. ciao

    LikmyLipz: DONT DO ME ANY FAVORS NEXT TIME

    LikmyLipz: DONT FUCKING IM ME ANYMORE TO FIGHT

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    ~LiPz~

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  11. Originally posted by raver_mania:

    What is AOL? I'm in an argumentative mood today..please, please lemme check it out! smile.gif

    America on line..

    Thats all we need more dumb americans on the internet.. lol sowwie, everyone is jumpin down my throat today

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    ~LiPz~

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  12. why do i bother even going online.. i just had a wonderful argument with a person that said, house is just techno with words..

    GRRRRRRR people love to piss me off..

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    ~LiPz~

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  13. I'll agree you should watch what you say.. But if you have been to twilo with in the last hmm 3 monthes? you would know that there really harcore watchin over the place allready.. i dont think a few posts about drugs are gonna have half the nypd there..

    i mean comeon, i think there gonna watch out maybe a lil more sat nights? considering YOUR prob not sober if your dancin untill like 4pm sunday afternoon? Im pretty sure The media and government is kinda clear on what kids are doin these days allready, they just gotta catch them doin it..

    XOXOXO MWWWWWWWWAH!

    <3<3<3

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    ~LiPz~

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  14. actually you really didn't do a very good job of writing that at all.. no way richard is giving out comps.. lol and shouldt the e be more at the top around like 8 or 9? oh well, i would think after going to sf sats for like 2yrs i would know the place.. guess not.......

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    ~LiPz~

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  15. Originally posted by diehardone:

    READ FROM BOTTOM UP

    READ FROM BOTTOM UP.

    1-AND ONE AMBIEN TO PUT ME TO SLEEP

    2-2 SOUNDFACTORY STRIPPER CHICKS.

    3-3 PILLS OF E..

    4-4 JARS OF BUMPS(NO SHARING)

    5-5 GRAMS OF COKE

    6-6 CAPS OF G

    7-7 WAX STICKS(SO WHEN I TAKE OF MY SILVER SHIRT MY PIMPLE FILLED BACK IS SMOOTH)

    8-8 SILVER SHIRTS

    9-9 CHICKEN SANDWICHS

    10-10 PROTEIN SHAKES

    11-11 NO PROBLEM COMPS FROM PARIS.

    12-12 J.PETERS CD'S.......

    wow, how long did it take you to think that up???

    very very orig.. allthough i'm thinking COKE AND K dont go together very well???

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    [This message has been edited by LikmyLipz (edited 12-21-2000).]

  16. Originally posted by princess0621:

    Just read the flyer for NYE at SF. Curious to know how many of you will be there.

    Do you know how much it is.. is cover for sat and sun? whos spinning?

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    ~LiPz~

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  17. Originally posted by twiloman:

    ill be a volunteer!! i have a tounge ring, but i have not ever been kissed by a girl that has one frown.gif im deprived cwm14.gif

    ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOUR SIG!!! OMG I LOVE THE MUPPET SHOW.. wow i thought it was more commen to have one then to not have one.. THATS WHY I HAVE 2!!!! lol i dont think it does anything honestly.. allthough i wonder if my 2 tongue rings would make for good pussah eatin?

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    ~LiPz~

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  18. Originally posted by Ph0eniX:

    I know where you're coming from. I'll take plain, old intercourse over a BJ any day. Most chicas don't know what they're doing. I've been around for quite a while now but I can count the times that I have cum from a BJ.

    lol whats even funnier? i can count the times i have given them.. lol

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    ~LiPz~

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