JackMeOff

...and then make it my bank account ------------------

my bad ...my b-day is...............every day ------------------

August 10th here ------------------

hey, listen ...i could probably give you a tip or two [but most of all it's about the attitude/personality (i know, ...that may be a problem)] ------------------

it aint me either! ------------------

if i sat on my pc all day propositioning every female on every message board and/or IM I'm sure I'd get a lot of action. I get enough interacting in the real world though, thanks for caring... *yawn*fart*giggle* if that was true then you'd probably be a lot less anal ...from what i hear you don't get any btw. i don't care ...don't flatter yourself, son ------------------ [This message has been edited by Ph0eniX (edited 06-07-2001).]

funny ------------------

I bow down to the one and only master of hilarity [natural fucking born comedian] ...this board wouldn't be the same without you don't worry ...somebody will eventually put out for you too (fucking loser) ------------------ [This message has been edited by Ph0eniX (edited 06-07-2001).]

close ...but not really kinda reminds me of p00seylickeangood ------------------

stfu ...quickly now ------------------

chinese ------------------

pete u of all people should understand what its like to be an old man. Plus I was gonna hook up with my boy 'charlie' cuz he just seems to get the party juices flowing, but he bailed on me. Then I call 'Tina' and she's all like, why dont u got hang out with your friend 'Charlie' So I was like whatever, and she was like whatever. Next thing i know, I wake up from my 'powernap' and its the next day. So i jump in the shower, play with my friend 'willie' for a while, and here I am at work... And Jewels, I told u I don't get down with the muzzles/whips/leashes anymore. I'm an old man god damn it, doesn't anyone care... And Penix, stGODDAMNfu... i care ------------------

she needs one too ------------------

that would make me her grand daddy... *maintain*giggle*fart*chuckle*puke*burp*sneer* no, that would make you her brother ...oops, I meant SISTER ------------------ [This message has been edited by Ph0eniX (edited 06-06-2001).]

that's cuz i'm your daddy ------------------

fuck! ...neither am i ------------------

yeah ------------------

fuck my neighbors and dakota from deeper! ------------------

and forget the cab ...ride your bicycle to the lirr instead ------------------

do you have anything to back that up with? ------------------

you calling me corny? ...we need to compromise cuz i love corn ------------------

fucking a ------------------

how about another manly loaf? [i think i found a new, good spot for it] *giggle* ------------------

datz right ------------------

People are dying Children are crying Politicians are lying too. Cancer is killing Texaco's spilling The whole world's gone to Hell But... ...how are you? ------------------