shadowchaser

your mom works at Scandal's...i remember giving her a 20 for a lap dance... -shadow (mikesmomdoingthebumpandgrindforfoodstamps) ------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

a friend of mine sent this to me, and I thought you might enjoy it too... The George Carlin Theory About Life "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. . . You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating. . . and you finish off as an orgasm." ------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

yeah real mature when you tell someone to go kill themselves in a thread... ------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

i know your mom's favorite sport is bowling...she loves it when i grab her like a bowling ball... she can make a bowling pin disappear like you wouldn't believe...she makes david copperfield jealous... ------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

dude...that was my grandmother...she's 86, in a wheelchair and uses a cathader...now she has a broken hip thanks to you... ------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

nah..i don't think so...your mom would be really torn up by it if i killed myself...wait a minute...she wouldn't be 'cause there's a line of guys around the block for her anyway... ------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

ok...just for that you're getting tossed in the closet this friday... ------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

sorry...i don't do jackasses... ------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

only if you promise to be my Mr. Ben-Wa... ------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

quit kissing my ass... ------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

here lies (insert real name here) aka shadowchaser ... life's a dance party, then you die... ------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

happy birthday bro'! ------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

kicked ass...nice goin' bro'...i finally got to see you spin and you impressed me man...special thanks for droppin' Pushin' Too Hard & All Exhale, made me a happy boy. also I'll House You spun too last night...you also impressed me too...finally got to hear you too...dude...what was the name of that track with the sirens? hope to see you guys spin again soon...and all of you should too... ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

Casey...thanks again for everything...as always you always do your best and it always turns out great... special thanks for the small gift Case...kicks ass. ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com [This message has been edited by shadowchaser (edited 02-04-2001).]

hehe...ok bro...bustin yur ballz man...don't worry, i won't make you my bitch...yet... ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

guess it's that time of the month... ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

the date with my cousin went great...actually we're expecting and we're gonna name "it" after you... young flying boys eh? well this is the most fun you having since back in the day you were a boy scout leader... ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

noiseboy likes it when you chase after him naked with Skippy's peanut butter schmeared on your weiner saying, "come here boy...come here..." oh he likes it chunky style too... ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

good god man...indiana jones didn't have much trouble finding the lost ark... ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

it's you noiseboy...'cause...i want to see if you live up to your screename...nOisEboy... hooga ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

i'm shocked too...Pete is spinnin' at Leopard Lounge... who knew!? ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

who did you hear this from...is this for real? i was gonna see Boris at Exit spin but damn if Dj ScwingeP D'R is spinnin'...i gotta go... ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

i think the heavens shook on that one... ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

oh...we will? don't tease me now... ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com

BITCH...where the hell is my shit...i'm sorry...i think it's time to make you my bitch... ------------------ megalomaniacal . . . shadowchaser076@aol.com