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  3. Christmas FUs

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Originally posted by jarmenio

    FU to all people who hate and put others down! If you dont like someone, so be it. I am so sick of all you fake assholes on here that are nice to my face when you need something and talk shit about me and my friends behind my back!

    Merry Fucking Christmas Mother Fuckers!!!

    DAMN Ebonezar! Wheres your holiday spirit! Only YOU would give FU's on Christmas Eve.......Cheer up Charlie! Its Fwismas!!

    ....... but I do have to agree on the bonus thing. FU Jelly of the Month Club!!

  10. NYE in NJ....

    in New Year's Eve Parties

    Posted

    Low key this year for me!! The Sheraton in Woodbridge has a party where your dinner, drinks, and a stay overnight with breakfast in the morning is all included! Which is great because you dont have to worry about a designated driver.

  12. Very funny.........

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    This is great....

    > Dear Alcohol,

    >

    > First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge

    > fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there

    > when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer

    > with the game, and you're even around in the holidays

    > hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're

    > stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. Yet

    > lately I've been wondering about Your intentions.

    > While I want to believe that you have my best

    > interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led

    > to some unwise consequences, briefed below for your

    > review.

    >

    > 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that

    > communication is important, I question the suggestion

    > that any conversation of substance or necessity takes

    > place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those

    > ex's when I know for a fact they do not what to hear

    > from me during the day, let alone all hours of the

    > night?

    >

    > 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal and,

    > though cooking is far from my specialty, why you

    > suggested that I eat a kabob with chili sauce, along

    > with a big Italian hoagie and some stale chips (washed

    > down with chocolate Nesquik and topped off with a Kit

    > Kat all after a few cheese curls and chili cheese

    > fries) is beyond me. Eclectic eater I am, but I think

    > you went too far this time.

    >

    > 3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me

    > that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I

    > see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to

    > fall down, it's completely unnecessary. The black and

    > blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the

    > next day is beyond me. Similarly, it should never take

    > me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into

    > the lock.

    >

    > 4. Pictures: This can be a blessing in disguise, as it

    > can often clarify the last point below, but the

    > following costumes are banned from ever being placed

    > on my head in public again: Indian wigs, sombreros,

    > bows, ties, boxes, upside-down cups, inflatable

    > balloon animals, traffic cones, or bras. Also, what is

    > with you making me take pictures with people I clearly

    > don't like when I'm sober; yet they suddenly become my

    > best friends when a flash is presented?

    >

    > 5. Beer Goggles: If I think I may know him/her from somewhere, I most

    > likely do not. Please do not request that I go over and see if in

    > fact, I do actually know that person. The phrase 'let's F***' is

    > illegal from now on. While I may be thinking this, please reinstate

    > the brain-to-mouth-block that would stop this thought from becoming a

    > statement, especially in public. Please stop me from talking to the

    > guy/girl with the crooked teeth; acned-up face; bad breath, beer

    > belly, etc. Why are they so appealing to me while I'm with you and why

    > are they so disgusting to me the next morning after you have worn

    > off??

    >

    > 6. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This

    > is getting ridiculous now. I know a little penance for

    > our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but

    > the 3 p.m. -hangover immobility is completely

    > unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if

    > the proper precautions are taken water, vitamin B,

    > bread products,aspirin)prior to going to bed/passing

    > out facedown on the kitchen floor with a bag of

    > popcorn, the hangover should be minimal and in no way interfere with

    > my daily Saturday or Sunday (or any day for that matter)activities.

    > C'mon now, it's only fair -you do your part, I'll do mine.

    >

    > Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years

    > now and would like to ensure that we remain on good

    > terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for

    > much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to

    > do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this

    > friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above and

    > address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than

    > Friday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions and hopefully

    > we can continue this fruitful partnership.

    >

    > Thank you from your biggest fan.

  20. Did Anyone Else Hear This About Britney?!

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    (CNN) NY - Britney Spears, the pop music diva, was rushed to New York Cornell Medical Centre early this morning with symptons of an apparent drug overdose, sources said. Ms. Spears, 22 years old, has been in New York the last week promoting the release of her latest CD, "In The Zone", and was said to be recovering after receiving medical attention. There is no timetable for her release, say those close to the situation.

    A guy at work sent it to me and Im not sure if its true?!?!

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