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Originally posted by ichi_gami:
F'ing lovely. You really are the shit, p00hp00h.
Hey itchyballs, look at my name it's poohpooh not p00hp00h, p00hp00h is an imposter. I am REAL !!!
May your home be filled with the aroma of my shit.
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I was in the bathroom takin' a crap & I was wiping my ass, then the toilet paper ripped & I ended up sticking my fingers up my ass. Got shit all up under my fingernails. I hate that.
So I let the neighbors baby suck my finger.
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Originally posted by p00h:
THAT APE LOOKS LIKE IT'S MADE OF p00h
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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Originally posted by playa:
HEY EZDREAMER I FORGIVE YOU....NO PROB I JUST CAN'T STAND SHIT LIKE THAT CUZ YOU SEE I'M BLOND TOO AND WHY THE HELL SO MANY JOKES ARE ABOUT BLONDES? I MEAN I DON'T FEEL TOO OFFENDED BY THEIR MEANING SIMPLY BECAUSE I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF ONE OF THE GIRLS FROM BLONDE JOKES. U DON'T UNDERSTAND , I GOT MAAAAD SENSE OF HUMOR IT'S JUST THAT I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PUT ME IN CATEGORIES WITH OTHERS. I MEAN AREN'T WE ALL DIFERRENT AND UNIQUE IN OUR OWN SPECIAL WAYS? BUT IT'S AIIIIGHT I CAN HANDLE UR JOKES....HE HE
YOU SAID SHIT TOO FUNNY SHIT
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Originally posted by ezdreamer:
Staush was hitchhiking to California and got picked up by a truck
driver. The driver was in a hurry and could not make any stops. About
20 miles down the road Staush said, "I have to take shit!"
The driver said, "I don't have the time to stop."
Staush replied, "Got to shit!"
The driver pulled over and said, "Go down over the hill and take a
shit and hurry up."
Ten minutes passed, and no Staush had not returned. The driver
hollered, "Hurry up!" Staush asked if he had any toilet paper. The
driver replied, "No! wipe your ass on a dollar.
After a while, Staush came up the hill with shit all over him. The
driver said, "How did you get shit all over yourself?"
Staush replied, "You ever try to wipe ass on three quarters two dimes
and a nickel?"
Bonus:
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blow job with handle bars.
YOU SAID SHIT
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Originally posted by p00hp00h:
Dude, are you Cartmens Mom???????
And what the hell is wrong with these Germans.
WE HAVE TO DROP STEAMING GLOBS OF p00h ON THE GERMANS ARE YOU WITH ME POOHMERICA ?
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WEED= POOP
PILLS = CRAP
K = SHIT
ACID = POOPIES
HEROIN = BROWN SUGAR
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I WILL BE THERE THROWING p00h AROUND LIKE CONFETTI, I MEAN POOHFETTI
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SO HAPPY CRAPPY I AM THAT YOU GUYS MISSED ME, MAY YOUR DAYS BE FILLED WITH THE RICH AROMA OF MY p00h AND MY YOUR EARS BE FILLED WITH THE SOUND OF FARTS
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I SHIT ON ALL YOUR FACES
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Originally posted by p00h:
poop
thanks cazz. btw whos that on your signature, supergreg's pop? musically talented family. still on pimp arrest or can you come play now?
I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAY YOU ALL DROWN IN MY p00h.
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YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON MY USED TOILET PAPER. $2 A SLICE WITH p00h ALREADY ON IT. GOOD DEAL. ONLY FOR YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MY PRECIOUS p00hp00h.
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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Originally posted by hotinli:
by any chance, does anyone know how much the cover is going to be at life SATURDAY night?? usually on a big night it is $30...i'm figuring $40-50, but i would like to know for sure...thnx!!
$65
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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Originally posted by glowdancer:
pg, i'll be there wearing a zebra print lace trim chemise, and a cowboy hat to match.
do you know what your wearing?
where and when is the meet up?
COWBOY HATS ARE OUT. THROW THAT THING OUT.
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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I LOVE THAT WORD AND I LOVE DINGLEBERRIES. HOW ABOUT "WILL NOTS", THOSE PIECES OF TOLIET PAPER STUCK TO YOUR ASS HAIRS THAT WILL NOT COME OFF.
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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Originally posted by funkysoulbro:
I not trying to be mean, i just think it would be really funny just to drive around, pick one up, start talking, they would have no clue what i was saying, than i would take them on a crazy route to jack up the price on the meter, and almost kill them like 8 times on a 10 minute trip...It would be great!
I AM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN EITHER BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN TO TAKE ONE OF THEM, TIE HIS SMELLY TURBAN TO THE BUMPER OF HIS TAXI AND DRAG HIM THROUGH THE STREETS OF PAKISTAN WHILE EATING A CURRY SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE SWEATY ARMPITS.
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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Originally posted by cathyo:
I think I've had to go maybe once or twice at a club. Once I've dropped I don't pee for like 10 hours? Doesn't that happen to everyone??
I DON'T PEE IN CLUBS BUT I p00h.
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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Originally posted by tripinchick:
I wonder where pOOhpOOh is on this topic?
HERE I AM. I WAS JUST TAKING A SHIT AND MY ASS STARTED ITCHING SO I THOUGHT OF YOU AND HERE I AM. I PERSONALLY THINK IT'S GOOD TO p00h ALL OVER THE STALL, DOOR HANDLE INCLUDED.
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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Originally posted by vj604:
Be nice if you were at least educated and knew that it was Sikhs who wear towels on their heads and Mostly arabs that ride camels ...anyway i guess youre not that smart.
LISTEN HERE YOU SMELLY DOT HEAD. MAY YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR COUNTRY MEN PERISH IN HELL. YOU'RE JUST UPSET CAUSE YOUR SKIN IS THE COLOR OF p00h.
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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Originally posted by spoonyd:
poohpooh, I'm a little disappointed, you missed an obvious one:
GOOD LOOKING OUT MY NUBIAN BROTHA. MAY MUCH LOVE AND GAS PASS OVER YOUR DINNER PLATE TONIGHT.
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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Originally posted by dollabill25:
Paki's Smell really bad
THEY SURE DO, I HATE THOSE TOWEL WEARING, CAB DRIVING, 7-11 OWNING, CURRY SMELLING, CAMEL RIDING, AIRPLANE HIJACKING SMELLY FUCKS. SICK OF THEM AND SICK OF p00h.
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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Originally posted by ravegirl:
Wow- I haven't been here in like 6 months and I return to find...everything has changed!!!!The site looks great but I'm kinda sad that I don't see a lot of the same people have been posting on here- That's all good though I always like to make new friends!!!
PLEASE GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE, NO ONE WANTS YOU AROUND.
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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Originally posted by p00h:
SHIT and POOP have cancelled due to their TOILET PAPER getting lost somewhere in europe. POOP was quoted as FARTing, 'i can't mix without my POOP.' supergreg will be spinnin tonite, but not till 6am, he's doing a gig in turkey right now. more news as it breaks...
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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Originally posted by funkysoulbro:
Justice!!!! Finally!
LMAO, OR OPEN UP A 7-11 OVER THERE.
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"Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
I hate when this happens...
in New York / New Jersey
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You don't want to shake my hand. It has baby drool on it.