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  1. You don't want to shake my hand. It has baby drool on it.
  2. Hey itchyballs, look at my name it's poohpooh not p00hp00h, p00hp00h is an imposter. I am REAL !!! May your home be filled with the aroma of my shit.
  3. I was in the bathroom takin' a crap & I was wiping my ass, then the toilet paper ripped & I ended up sticking my fingers up my ass. Got shit all up under my fingernails. I hate that. So I let the neighbors baby suck my finger.
  4. THAT APE LOOKS LIKE IT'S MADE OF p00h ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  5. WE HAVE TO DROP STEAMING GLOBS OF p00h ON THE GERMANS ARE YOU WITH ME POOHMERICA ?
  6. WEED= POOP PILLS = CRAP K = SHIT ACID = POOPIES HEROIN = BROWN SUGAR
  7. I WILL BE THERE THROWING p00h AROUND LIKE CONFETTI, I MEAN POOHFETTI
  8. SO HAPPY CRAPPY I AM THAT YOU GUYS MISSED ME, MAY YOUR DAYS BE FILLED WITH THE RICH AROMA OF MY p00h AND MY YOUR EARS BE FILLED WITH THE SOUND OF FARTS
  9. I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY YOU ALL DROWN IN MY p00h.
  10. YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON MY USED TOILET PAPER. $2 A SLICE WITH p00h ALREADY ON IT. GOOD DEAL. ONLY FOR YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MY PRECIOUS p00hp00h. ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  11. $65 ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  12. COWBOY HATS ARE OUT. THROW THAT THING OUT. ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  13. I LOVE THAT WORD AND I LOVE DINGLEBERRIES. HOW ABOUT "WILL NOTS", THOSE PIECES OF TOLIET PAPER STUCK TO YOUR ASS HAIRS THAT WILL NOT COME OFF. ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  14. I AM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN EITHER BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN TO TAKE ONE OF THEM, TIE HIS SMELLY TURBAN TO THE BUMPER OF HIS TAXI AND DRAG HIM THROUGH THE STREETS OF PAKISTAN WHILE EATING A CURRY SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE SWEATY ARMPITS. ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  15. I DON'T PEE IN CLUBS BUT I p00h. ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  16. HERE I AM. I WAS JUST TAKING A SHIT AND MY ASS STARTED ITCHING SO I THOUGHT OF YOU AND HERE I AM. I PERSONALLY THINK IT'S GOOD TO p00h ALL OVER THE STALL, DOOR HANDLE INCLUDED. ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  17. LISTEN HERE YOU SMELLY DOT HEAD. MAY YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR COUNTRY MEN PERISH IN HELL. YOU'RE JUST UPSET CAUSE YOUR SKIN IS THE COLOR OF p00h. ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  18. GOOD LOOKING OUT MY NUBIAN BROTHA. MAY MUCH LOVE AND GAS PASS OVER YOUR DINNER PLATE TONIGHT. ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  19. THEY SURE DO, I HATE THOSE TOWEL WEARING, CAB DRIVING, 7-11 OWNING, CURRY SMELLING, CAMEL RIDING, AIRPLANE HIJACKING SMELLY FUCKS. SICK OF THEM AND SICK OF p00h. ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  20. PLEASE GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE, NO ONE WANTS YOU AROUND. ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  21. ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
  22. LMAO, OR OPEN UP A 7-11 OVER THERE. ------------------ "Newsense & p00h both like little boys"
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