p00hp00h

so how about meetin up for a little cazz-ual sex ------------------------mmmmmm...........italian

and the p00hp00h is in full effect, Twirl...thats what I do when they flush... Twilo...I always Twilo avoid goin down... ------------------------------------------ save the p00hp00h, i'm an endangered feces

call me the p00h double, cause i got twice as much shit. ------------------------------------------- something smells like....no wait its just me

meet me at 6:30 am in the mens room in the far right stall... can't wait to meet you all those toilets never get flushed... i will easily surface!! i cant wait to here Billy Ray Sasha and Ronnie James Digweed!!!! -------------------------------------- dont flush.....p00hp00h needs love too

hey slapper, pick me up, i'm in DC, in the Ronald Regan Building, Third floor Mens room, second stall... i'll chip in for the tolls... we just gotta pick up a friend of mine at a rest stop on the Jersey Turd-pike. -------------------------------------------- whats brown, wet, soft and smells like shit....me!!

AIIGGGGHHHTTTTT NOW!!!! This is the REAL p00hp00h. Slapper, why in the hell are you goin all the way to twilo? I can get you on Lievens <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guestlist</A> for "Smeg" Fonataine and Dave "Semen", and you won't have to travel. Twirl sucks ass. And Bob Sasha & Alan Digweed will be back next month. So just save your goddamn schillings and pounds sterling and stay at home. Present your breasts at the window for reduced addmission (not a breast reduction). Just show them your dirty pillows and tell em p00hp00h sent ya. ------------------------- mmmmm......canz-n-eyelets

sorry I missed you at Mango last night Slapps but I couldn't make it: someone remembered to flush. did you use my <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank">guest list</A> ? ------------------------- mmmmm.............eyelets

Dude, are you Cartmens Mom??????? And what the hell is wrong with these Germans. ------------------ mmmmmm........canz

no, but seriously my dirty little slapper, i just called lieven and had you put on the list under my name, just go up to the window, open/pull up your shirt, show the guy your cans and say with pride: "I am on p00hp00h's eyelet list, just look at these canz" it will work, it will. ------------------ mmmmmm........canz

MISS THING........... .......THERE IS NO <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank">GUEST LIST</A> TONIGHT!!!!!!! -------------------- mmmmm...........canz

on the dance floor... at midnight... Sharam and Ali hit the decks... the p00hp00h hits your leg... and SEEPS through the EYELETS.... ------------------ mmmm.......eyelets

he said 'shit', ha ha now i know why i love this guy hey slapper........mind ya canz p00hp00h is... on Lieven's <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank">guest list</A> tonite... looking out the window, staring down at Freedom Plaza, looking at all the girls pants hemlines dreaming of eyelets.... --------------------- mmmm..........eyelets

watch out for p00hp00h on the dance floor slapper, and keep those cans covered, and don't even get me started on them eyelets... --------------------- mmmmm.........eyelets

i luv "u" too cazz, sweetie tits. p00h thought he killed me, but p00hp00h is just like the underground, or just like roaches for that matter... always live, never die, and on that note.......... LETS GET BACK TO THE DRAMA!!! **disclaimer: this was just a joke and was in no way intended to create "the drama"

Personally I only like SBD's when other people are around and are gonna be there for the whole duration, like in elevators, or in a board meeting. Then you get into the whole "whoever smelt it delt it" scene, which can be loads of fun. When I'm walkin down the street with a group of people I like to cut rippers cause no one smells it anyway and at least you get credit, which is good.