paulvandyk

Dave, I'd like to take credit for the new change in style but I must be honest... i am playing the nu-breaks because thats what BT's been putting out. I use that anti-trance defense to steer people away from realizing that about 70% of what I play is in actuallity BT's material. But thanks for noticing the change Dave!!!! Paul "IFBTREMIXEDANEWKIDSONTHEBLOCKRECORDIWOULDPLAYIT" Van Dyk Mute Records - Germany

AIIIIIGGGHHTTTTT now Casey, lets get things straight here. I never promised to play the Love from Above, I promised that I would play For An Angel because Justin is, in my opinion, a little angel. Look back at the posts and you will see. I may or may not play love from above, i cant say whether or not I will have it with me or not.... I mean come on guys; between For an Angel, Binary Finary 1998,1999, and 2000 (doubles of each just in case) and the entire BT discography, space in my record box is kind of tight. But I will try to cram it in there between my new remix of Skydive (who could ever get tired of that song), and my acetate of Alanis Morrisette choking on a chicken bone which was remixed by BT. Paul "ONETIMEIENLARGEDTHEHOLEINABINARYFINARYRECORDANDUSEDITTOPLEASUREMYSELF" Van Dyk Vandit Records

bumm bumm bumm bummm bummm... bumm bumm bumm bumm bummm...bum bum bum bum bum.... bumm bumm bumm bummm.... bumm bumm bumm bummm bummm... bumm bumm bumm bumm bummm...bum..bumm...bumm....for an angel dahhhhhhh....dahhhhhhh dahhhhhh...dahhhhhhh dahhhhhhh.. duhhh duhhhh dahhhhhhh....dahhhhhhh dahhhhhh...dahhhhhhh dahhhhhhh.. duhhhh....for an angel Paul"IKNOWYOUPAIDTHIRTYFIVEDOLLARSTOGETINIDONTGIVEASHITIMSTILLGONNAPLAYFORANANGEL" Van Dyk Mute Records - Germany

Well, since none of those cheap ass manufactures would agree to my hefty endorsment proposals, I won't tell you what I use... ...but since you asked, I can tell you what my good buddy Brian Transeau has in his studio: a Mac equiped with the latest version of ProTools, a couple of folky sounding twentysomething female pop icons, and a steady supply of Chalupa's and Chili Cheese Burrito's Don't tell anyone that thats all it takes, or we'll have everyone and their mother writing trance anthems, and my good pal BT will end up having to be the new pretty boy jerk off band conductor on the Donny & Marie show next season. Paul "IHOPEALANISMORRISSETTEGOESTOTIJUANAWITHBTANDDRINKSTHEWATER" Van Dyk Mute Records - Germany

I dont know how to post that crap, but I can transcribe the actual lyrics: baaaaaaaaa, naaaaaaaaa, naaaaaaaaaaa, baaaaaaaaa, naaaaaaaaa, naaaa na na na na na na na na baaaaaaaaa, naaaaaaaaa, naaaaaaaaaaa, baaaaaaaaa, naaaaaaaaa, naaaa na na na na na na na na thats the actual line from 1998, i sing along with the record in my head everytime i play it. that should dispell all these impostor rumors. Special note regarding Binary Finary 1998: If you play it backwards it says "Paul...play me.....play me or die" Paul "NOIMNOTLYINGPEOPLEREALLYJUSTLOVETOHEARMERCURYANDSOLACEEVERTIMEIPLAY" Van Dyk Mute Records - Germany

HEY, LEGGO MY FUEGGO!!!! Fueggo, your french right, you ain't in with that Laurent Garnier Jackass are you. Critisizing me, who the hell does that Jerry Lewis worshoping hack of a producer think he is anyway? Crispy Bacon my ass...but I digress. I will be at Twilo on 9/8 where I will prove to this board once and for all that I am the real PVD by playing "For an Angel" on honor of the birth of BlueAngel's nephew Justin (hi Casey, hi Justin!). Get there early cause I'm goin on right at 2 and I'm leavin at 8:30 on the dot to make a plane for Miami. If you arrive late you might miss Binary Finary-1998 the first couple of times I play it, and you would hate yourself for that would't you? Paul "IGETREQUESTSFORFLAMINGJUNEEVERYNIGHT,THATSMYSTORYANDIMSTICKINGTOIT" Van Dyk Vandit Records

uh....11:00 a.m., sure, whatever... Listen toots, I got a plane to catch first thing in the morining, but I'd be happy to stick in a Flaming June cd single and hit the repeat button for you before I go. Ahhh, Miami... Cuban cigars, pastel colored buildings, bright sunny beaches, and more silicone than an episode of Germany's all time favorite television program Baywatch. Paul "IMAYNOTBEWILLSMITHBUTISUREASHELLLOVEMIAMI" Van Dyk Vandit Records

thanks for the newsflash babe, e-mail it to last year when somebody might have cared. Paul "THATWHOLEBUDWEISERFROGSSCREENSAVERCHAINLETTERCRAPISALMOSTASPLAYEDOUTASFORANANGEL" Van Dyk Mute Records - Germany

Please, don't anyone justify that with a reply. Paul "IFYOUHADSOMETHINGFUNNYTOSAYYOUWOULDHAVEALREADYSAIDITSOGOBACKOVERTOTHEDRAMASIDE" Van Dyk Vandit Records [This message has been edited by paulvandyk (edited 08-30-2000).]

Look here... p00h... bay-bah... ...Keep it a secret o.k. ...if everyone here finds out that all you need to make a trance anthem is a box of Chalupas, a Mac w/ Pro-Tools, and a folky soundin twentysomethin pop icon ... ...my good buddy Brian Transeau's gonna end up playin the "big brother" character on the next season of ABC's hit show "Making the Band". Paul "NOIDIDNTJUSTPLAYBINARYFINARYAGAIN,YOURJUSTROLLINGREALLYHARD" Van Dyk Vandit Records

Ahh, questions that have dumbfounded us for ages: The French and Jerry Lewis; The English and their Humor; And Us Germans with David Hasslehoff. Brings me to another interesting question: If Tori Amos got breast implants, could her and BT get there own Baywatch spinnoff? I mean hey, the guy looks like a friggin "Ken at Barbies Beach House" doll. Paul "NOLAURENT,PEOPLEREALLYDOREQUESTFORANANGELEVERYSINGLEFRIGGINNIGHTINEVERYFRIGGNCITY" Van Dyk Mute Records - Germany

Back2Basics, As a fellow European I am beggin you not to get me associated with this impostor jerk off. This guy obviously isn't me, and he definitely isnt a superstar DJ, I mean he wouldn't know the difference between his ass and a hole in a Binary Finary record. thanks, Paul "SOMEONECALLBTFORAREMIX,SARAHMACGLAUGHLINJUSTTOOKADUMPANDFORGOTTOFLUSH" Van Dyk Vandit Records

Don't look at me guys, I did look through them but decided not to take em'. There were 17 remixes of "Waiting for Tonight" and 6 copies of Maddonna's "Music", but not one single solitary Binary Finary record. That right there should rule me out. I left em where i found em. I did see Vic Caldrone in the baggage claim though if that helps. Paul "DONTLAUGHATZOMBIENATIONCAUSEIFBTREMIXESITIWILLPLAYITATTWILO" Van Dyk Mute Records - Germany

I aint got nuthin to prove to you there missy. And old Billy Boy and I go way back so mind ya neck. Paul "STILLPLAYINBINARYFINARY" Van Dyk Vandit Records

He asked if it was mixed, it aint, you were wrong, so don't be a bitch about it. Paul "Still Playin Binary Finary" Van Dyk Mute Records - Germany