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  1. I disagree. Remember Bush is a coke head. XTC was first available over the counter at bars in TX. Bush will make XTC and Coke legal. He will also put us in a ressesion but that was expected. He can't be that stupid he sold that shitty Texas Team for 250 mil.

  2. Subject: The Mistress

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    >A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this

    >absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the

    >husband

    >a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

    >His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that??"

    >"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well that's the last

    >straw," says the wife. "I've had ?enough, I want a divorce."

    >"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but ?remember, if we get a

    >divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in

    >Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the

    >garage and no more yacht club.?But the decision is yours."

    >Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on

    >his

    >arm.

    >"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife.

    >"That's his mistress," says her husband.

    >?"Ours is prettier," she replies

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