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  13. What do you do when your family is shady?

    in New York / New Jersey

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    thats not right. my family is shady towards me also, my relationship is strictly business in their eyes. i just hold my own and show them that i dont need em. maybe she should talk to her mother again, alone. if it doesnt help, then she should find another job. i wish it was as easy as beating their ass..... sorry, hope things get better

  21. ******FUNNY******

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    One night little Johnny was lying asleep in his bed and was awakened by a noise.

    He lay there for a second and realized it was coming from his parents' room. He jumped up and ran to their room only to find them awake,

    having

    sex.

    He just stared wide eyed at them for a while, not knowing what they were doing.

    He walked a little closer to the bed and said, "Daddy?",

    voicequivering, afraid and unaware of what they were doing.

    "What are you

    and

    Mommy doing?"

    The Dad jumped a little, startled, rolled over to see his son.

    Well, Johnny, I'm...um... You know how you were wanting a baby

    brother?"

    Yes,..." replied little Johnny in a timid voice.

    "Well, I'm putting a little brother in your Mommy for you."

    Johnny smiled and said, "Oh, ok!" and left the room feeling safe and

    secure.

    The Dad felt good about himself for his witty and quick, on-the-spot

    answer and rolled over to fall asleep in his wife's arms.

    The next day after work, Daddy came home to find Johnny sitting

    on the grass crying.

    What's wrong???" Daddy asked as he picked his son up filled with concern.

    Daddy! you... you know.. *sniff* my little brother that you put in Mommy???"

    Yes,..." the Dad replied nervously.

    "The Mailman ate him this morning!"

    i thought this was funny cwm2.gif

  22. what the hell..please read

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    did any one hear about this? its scary....just lookin out.

    Ladies, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink

    offer from a guy. Good guys out there, please forward this message to your

    lady friends.

    And boyfriends take heed.

    There is a new drug that has been out for less than a year.

    Progesterex, that is an essentially a small sterilization pill.

    Rapists at parties are now using the drug to rape AND sterilize

    their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large

    animals. Rumor has it that the Progesterex is being used together with

    Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop

    it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning,

    of all that had taken place the night before.

    Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the

    victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about

    having a paternity test identifying him months later.

    The drug's affects AREN'T TEMPORARY. Progesterex was designed to sterilize

    horses. Any female that takes it WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE.

    The crooks can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school of

    any university. It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big on

    campuses everywhere. Believe it or not, there is

    even a site on the Internet telling people how to use it.

    Please forward this to everyone you know, especially the gals.

    This kind of thing cannot be tolerated.

    Thanks everyone for passing this along

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