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Happy Monday!!! Hope everyone's weekend was fabu!!! Hope ya'll didn't do too much clubbing and are able to work efficiently today. lol. Sheesh. Weather: Clear blue skies. Today's High - 60 w/ a puff of gunja Low - 40 w/ a Smirnoff Ice Ladies dress warm throw a sweater or some long jons on under your dress pants. Fellas, throw on the debonaire sweater that gets all the ladies at work and school hot and horny. . especially when you top it off with Jean-Paul Geutierre cologne (If you don't have any, i suggest you purchase a bottle asap!!!) You will get much more ass. . . . (note: especially to you lard fellas out there, we hear ya'll). Smiley of the day?. . . . . . goes to. . . . . Beautiful. . . . . Post of the day so far goes to Gonzo, for the Cheeseguy shit. That shit is off the hook. (If you haven't read it yet, check it out. . . . you'll be on the floor. . . ) Taking a Poll. . . . What are the top five clubs in the Tri-State? Poll 2: Who are the sexiest five woman and men on the board? (five of each) Poll 3: Top 5 Best Dancers Male/Female on the board. Reports have it that Kellogg's is using Anthrax to replace the sugar coating on it's Frosted Flakes and Frosted Mini Wheats. Rumor has it that anthrax is, in the words of Kellogg's, a much more "topical solution." Sales have decreased since this was reported this morning. A male dog was found dressed in a nightgown with lipstick on in the Chelsea part of Manhattan last night. Authorities say taht the dog is in ok condition and they currently have no leads to the wielder of this monstrosity. And finally, Clubbers all over have rated Clubplanet as the number one Website for the club scene. The New York board seems to be the most popular among most, attracting clubbers from the Tri-STate to West Coast and all the way overseas!!!! Go Clubplanet!!!! Okey dokey. . . and that's it for the morning update. This is Gre' P. For SexOnThaWkEnds Channel 147 Morning News. Keep it clean people and Have a Great Day!!!! Okay!!! Cut!!!!. . . . what the fuck was that shit?. . . . . I'm tired of this shit. . . .blah, blah, blah, (fades out)

Oh mah lord!!! That was sum funny shit!!!! Oh my god, i'm at work and the girl next to me was practically drueling to find out what i was laughing so hard about!!!! All I turned around and said was. . . . . HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaRRRRRRRRr!!!!!! ROLMAO!!!!! dO IT AGAIN!!!! LOL!!!! :laugh: -Gre'

Aww damn, I sense that someone has been drinkin' that haterade!!!!

Dear Lord. . . . Why Me???!!! Lol. . . . You guys are idiots!!! Thanks for making a fellow member laugh his head off!!! (DAmn, they still haven't answered my friggin' question. . . . . . or have they?. . . . . . Uhm. . . . shit, shit shit. . . . . . ) You guys are great. Gotta luv this fuckin' board. . . . ha ha ha . . . uhm. . . wait. . what the hell is xtc again???!. . . . shit. . . . that damned weed made me forget. . . . . . uhm. . . somebody???. . . . . anybody. . . . . . ????. . . .anybody there??. . . . . . help***

dEAR LORD, HAVE I MADE YOU MAD???!!! JEEPERS CREEPERS!!! I SO SORRY!!! dAMN DON'T BE SO GOD DAMNED EMOTIONAL. SEE THIS HOW IT PROCEEDS. . . YOU START WITH ME. . . . I RETALIATE.. . . . I RECALL YOU BEING THE FIRST ASSHOLE TO HAVE A WISE ASS REMARK. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE TOPIC, SKIP IT. DON'T BE A HATEFUL BITCH. PARDON MY FRENCH. NO PUN INTENDED. BUT I ASSURE YOU. THESE ARE NOT THE ONLY TOPICS. HOWEVER, I HAVE NOT TRIED E NOR AM I REALLY AROUND PEOPLE THAT DO. SO THEREFORE IT WAS A LEGIT QUESTION FROM MY STANDPOINT. SO BEFORE YOU TRY TO ATTACK ME. . . GO FUCK YOURSELF NEXT TIME. WENCH!!! EAT A DICK.. . . . . (HEY DAVE, UHM NO OFFENSE, SHE STARTED WITH ME) AND NEENA. . . . . RIGHT BACK ATCHA!!!!:bigfinger

ROFLMAO!!!!! :laugh:

Oh, my bad. Then in that case. . . . How's about me and you. . . . . . . . ???(To be continued. . . . . )

Funny? How? Nah, not at all. Wasn't meant to be. Any further questions? What are you? Her lover? sheesh. Be E-z

Where is this monster from???!!!!

Uhm, to coin a phrase. . .. . . "Hell no, dammit!!!" Well. . . then again. . . I could talk about Money. . . . . (Sex, Money, & Drugs) Shit, you act like you don't like either of the above. They make the world go 'round. didn't you know?

If so, is your shit acting up? My shit is fucking up. I can't dial out or get messages or any of that shit. Let me know if yours is doing it too or is it just my fucking piece of shit phone, AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhh!!!!!!!! :bigfinger

Scenario: (After they take acid and start fucking) Guy: Yeah, yeah baby, ooh yeah, who's is it? Who's it? Say my name!!!! Girl: Oooh, yeah, mmmmm, oooh daddy!!! Oooh daddy. . . . Wha the!!/??? Oh shit!!! . . . . . . . DAddy???!!! Guy: What? What the fuck are you talking about/???! Girl: DAddy??!!! No, get off me!!! (Poor guy, he was only trying to get his, but it seems her father was there? Nope, it was all in her mind!!!)

I onced fucked while laying on a bottle of Coca-Cola!!! Could that be considered "fucking while on Coke?" I mean. . . . . technically speaking. . . . . . What about fucking while drinking Coke? (Fiiiiiiiiizzzzzz. . . . . . . don't open after shaking!!!)

My ex used to do it periodically. Once or twice we actually fucked while she was on and she was wet as fuck. I'm thinking about trying it. Gimme the pros and cons. I hear it makes you fuck like a bunny!!!

GOOD MOVE OR BAD MOVE? SMOKE AND FUCK? SMOKE AND CHILL? WHICH?