paul_van_dyk

It's been under construction for like two friggin years! He sucks and I rule! Please visit my new updated site at www.paulvandyk.de I hope to see you all at Twilo next Friday. Screw Twirl!!! SchwingeP is just having that party so he can upstage me by playing Binary Finary before me. Nice try Pete, but I'm Paul friggin Van Dyk! Paul "IFPETEPLAYSBINARYFINARYATTWIRLIMGONNASLIPHIMGHBANDSHOVEHIMINACLOSETATTWILO" Van Dyk Vandit Records

What the fuck are you talking about? Get a friggin clue please. Binary Finary are a couple of European fruitcakes. I should know, I've been playing there records every night for the past 2 friggin years. Their records are referred to as simply "Binary Finary" because they are all basically just friggin remixes of the same track. FYI, If you play a Binary Finary record backwards it says: "Paul, Paul play me, Paul play me or die" If I catch you at Twilo during my upcoming appearance, I am gonna shove GHB down your throat and stuff you in a closet. Paul "ILIKETOPLEASUREMYSELFWITHSNENLARGEDHOLEINABINARYFINARYRECORD" Van Dyk Vandit Records

Sober huh?! I bet by around the fourth time i play "Binary Finary", you will be grabbin' whatever substance is nearest to you. Sober for my show, HA! Just wait till I play "For An Angel" the second time, you'll be beggin for a friggin hit of crack. Dont take any of 'the GHB' or I'll be forced to stuff your lifeless body in a closet!!!!! Paul "IFMIKEYTHINKSHESGONNAMAKEITTILLTHEENDSOBERHESGOTANOTHERTHINGCOMIN" Van Dyk Mute Records - Germany

what is that? I LOVE BINARY FINARY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paul "IMGONNAFEEDSCHWINGEPGHBANDSTUFFHIMINACLOSET" Van Dyk Mute Records - Germany

I LOVE THAT FUCKIN RECORD!!! BAAAAHHHH NUHHHHHH NUHHHHHHHHH, NAAAAAAHHH NAHHHHHHH NAHHHHHHHHH, (du du du du, du du du du du du du du) BAAAAHHHH NUHHHHHH NUHHHHHHHHH, NAAAAAAHHH NAHHHHHHH NAHHHHHHHHH, (du du du du, du du du du du du du du) Paul "ICANTWAITFOR2002CAUSEIKNOWTHEREWILLBEANEWBINARYFINARYRECORDOUT" Van Dyk Vandit Records

Aiiiiigggghhht pete!!!!!! Now you got me angry god dammit! Get those Binary Finary records off that friggin playlist, or eles... ...or eles when I come to Twilo I'm gonna pour GHB down your throat and shove you in a closet! luv, Paul "DONTEVENJOKEABOUTPLAYINGBINARYFINARYORIWILLPOURGHBDOWNYOURTHROATANDSHOVEYOUINACLOSET" Van Dyk Mute Records - Germany

And not a moment too soon I see. First I would like to send a "shout-out" to admin DaVe, sup DaVE!!!!!!! Now first of all let me address this "no Binary Finary" rule that p00h brought up. I will be playing 1999, 2000, and 1999 at my upcoming appearance at Twilo (as always). And Casey, I still love you. I will play For an Angel epecially for you. BTW, how is Justin?? What can I say folks, been "Traveling" (ha ha ha, pun quite intended!). My cute little perfectly porportioned German ass is ready to rock Twilo again! I cant wait to play BT's latest remix of Alanis Morrisette shitting out a chalupa after making a 'run for the border'. I cant wait to see all you fruitcakes, you guys are great cause you dont seen to catch on that i play the same friggin records everytime i come here. Thats why I love you crackheads!!!!!! And remember to stay away from the GHB when you come hear me, I would hate to see one of my fans get stuffed in a closet. Paul "BINARYFINARYISNTJUSTARECORDIT'SAWAYOFLIFE,HELLIMADEACAREEROUTOFIT" Van Dyk Vandit Records