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if she spits...she just wants to be friends if she swallows...she want a relationship if she gargles...she's a freak ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

thanks for the tip jeff can u hook me up with a list? ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

what up jav!!! going to philly for work...but i need to party afterwards...u know any cool joints??? Yo I went to Twilo last Friday? Did u go too? ROOTS are awesome man I got their cd....have you heard of BLACK EYED PEA....similar style bro ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

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going to philly this weekend and don't know where to go clubbing......i usually go to twilo, sf, and exit......so i want something similar to it HELP!!! maybe philly peeps want to meet up...let me know ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

i'll be at twilo with a few heads....see ya all there ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

YO DIEZEL CARTMAN RULES.....I'M NOT FAT I'M BIG BONED.... ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

hey jav.....what's going on buddy? so watcha doin' this weekend? might head to metro tonight...or maybe the city...but not sure yet yo what's everyone's favorite position? maybe we can all try it out and we can post all our experiences in here and ladies were all accepting volunteers to test this experiment.....c'mon ladies for the love of science ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

Top 10 Sex Positions 1. The Tea-bagging The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead while she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase -- "Who's Your daddy? " 2. The Houdini Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. 3. The Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon. 4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends. 5. Dirty Sanchez A time-honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. 6. The Donkey Punch Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate. 7. The Flaming Amazon This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then. . . .extinguish the flames with your jizz!!! 8. The Flying Camel As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move. 9. The Screwnicorn When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn. 10. The Zombie Mask – My Personal Favorite While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of “goo”, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead. ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

Top 10 Sex Positions 1. The Tea-bagging The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead while she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase -- "Who's Your daddy? " 2. The Houdini Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. 3. The Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon. 4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends. 5. Dirty Sanchez A time-honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. 6. The Donkey Punch Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate. 7. The Flaming Amazon This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then. . . .extinguish the flames with your jizz!!! 8. The Flying Camel As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move. 9. The Screwnicorn When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn. 10. The Zombie Mask – My Personal Favorite While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of “goo”, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead. ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

Top 10 Sex Positions 1. The Tea-bagging The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead while she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase -- "Who's Your daddy? " 2. The Houdini Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. 3. The Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon. 4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends. 5. Dirty Sanchez A time-honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. 6. The Donkey Punch Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate. 7. The Flaming Amazon This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then. . . .extinguish the flames with your jizz!!! 8. The Flying Camel As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move. 9. The Screwnicorn When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn. 10. The Zombie Mask – My Personal Favorite While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of “goo”, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead. ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

relax there cowboys....and stop bragging how big your wee wee is since your gf is out of town...do you have a pet? if you do maybe its time to show them who the master is bro sex is sex...any which way you can get it ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

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i feel "randy" every minute...i can't get sex thoughts out of my mind...and i wouldn't want too anyways SEX IS GOOD...maybe we should organize a sex meet-up...that would be wild ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

everyone says their straighter than a wall ....you all know that not all walls are straight and flat....there's walls that are bent, crooked, deformed, etc. ....should i go on maybe the best analogy....is plain as an arrow by the way i'm with you apotheosis..."straight but not narrow" ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

those wildwood tram cars are sooooo annoying they like go .5 mph and the horn/sound they make when they pass by is irritating hey sin i want to see you run over someone with the tram car...that would be fun ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

Scorpio .... watch out for my stinger ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

i go COMMANDO...rat tat tat tat ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

advertising here hey fabio....do u make non-fat buttah? ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

top of the mornin' to all of you but i wanna get out of work already...arghhh ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

me me me...i'm freaky in a cool and sexy way...whateva that means the freaks come out at night... ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

how ya been man? long time no post...yup cable is awesome...it's fast as hell and downloading napster is da best yo pretty signature ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

saci is a pretty cool joint....very trendy place....peeps are usually decked out in their designer clothes and stuff as far as the music friday they play retro kinda music and saturday (a better night) they play regular house music the set up of the club is cool too...lots of cool lights that goes with the music and a silver stairs leading to the second floor the only drawback are the pretentious people and the expensive ass drinks.....otherwise it's a cool joint.....try float or spa (smaller joints but same atmosphere) good luck ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

it is a toughie...but man u gotta do what u gotta do...the clubs/parties are always gonna be there...what part of ct is it anyways? yo i'm gonna force my friends to go cause' their planning to hit up centro-fly maybe i'll sneak out and head to twilo hey u better save me some smokies....blob blob blob....hit ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?

oh yeah i've heard of Jason Bye before.... i think he's gone bye-bye i know that was corny ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK?