I get a call this morning at 5am. "Hello?", "Yes, Hi is this Dimitry Schwartz?" "Yes" "Yeah, how you doing Dimitry, Listen Did you lose a 2002 Infiniti?" "Um, yeah" "Yeah, well it's at the 70 precinct, come pick it up please" The car was left without a scratch, some fucking 19 year old little dumb motherfucker decided to take it for a joyride. He put 100 miles on it. The funny thing is, when I open the back door I see armorall wipes, and I know that i didnt buy them. This kid was retarted, he was cleaning my car, gave me a full tank of gas. Illusional prick thought it was his car. I'm pressing charges full blast. Anyway so much for my beemer, maybe next year, but atleast my summer isnt ruined. Seaside here I come!