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Something kind of like that happened to me before 2 summers ago I went back to my school and had to have my sisters car back by 6:00 so I told my friend (we were watching a movie) to wake me up and I lied on the end of the couch kind of sitting down and the I kind of woke up b/c this girl wanted to sit & watch the movie. I said ok but I'll have to lean on you. She was fine with that. **Then all the sudden I was woken up to (I think the turning of her head) and we just started kissing and I was 1/2 asleep so I kind ofleaned forwand onto her extending on the couch that my friends were on but my 1/2 drunk and asleep ass hardly noticed and everyone just kind of left the room Except the one guy I saw when I was done banging on the loft. (thank god I had a rubber on me) Then someone asked me if I knew her as an intruduction @ a party 6 months later & she said no so it was kind of like nice to meet you even though you raped me ..But I loved it

One night stands are like nature. If a monkey is swinging through the trees and sees a female monkey in heat he bangs it and keeps on going through the trees. I've always said,"LOVE ONE & FUCK THEM ALL" As this one Romania girl (God that was a great night (first time I dot my asshole licked)) **Anyway she said if you feel the attraction and want to sleep w/ someone whats the point in waiting?? THERE IS NO POINT EVEN FOR FUCK BUDDIES BUT RELATIONSHIPS YES B/C YOU WANT THAT PERSON TO THINK YOU AREN"T EASY SO IF YOU "fuck up" THEY KNOW (THINK) THAT YOU WON'T FUCK Just use rubbers

My true story about the bitch w/the axe. Once about 3 yrs ago there was this whore who was down for anything swear to god. She took 3 different guys fingers 3 total all @ once up her cunt Then my boy took an axe, Put a condom over the end and fucked her with it. There were probally 10-15 guys watching. This is a true story so watch out bitches

I like those even though I said some of them, I have to get some real dirty ones (worse than the anal lacerater from my boy brando in LA who does direct porn ) Though I don't think they do this stuff SHIT I WOULD Pay TALL CASH FOR A PORN W/ A DONKEY PUNCH IN IT $$$

What about the Jelly dounut jizz on the face creak the nose and smear the white and red around so it looks like a dounut HAHAHA Most of you don't know about the hard core you little virgins just need to be exposed once. ......Any girls want a donkey punch???

As the hard core freak I am I always like to role play for starters Dr. nurse cowboy alien abducting Teacher etc. I've done it all including dressing up in a brown trash bag. Whip and handcuffs are all good but once I used or I should say me and my bots used an AXE HANDLE W/ A CONDOM ON THE END OF IT ON A LITTLE HOE BAG no lie she took 3 different guys fingers 3 total up her puss all at once but the AXE definetly the freakyest ever

Ever do the ghost rider? Thats when you do doggie style & right b4 the you blow it you pull out and spit on the girls back so she thinks you blew your load and when she turns around to kiss you you blow it in her face!!!

All I've done is kinda slap the back of the girls head and it tightened up and then I went to her back to cover up tan as for knocked out that isn't intended in a DP a Dp is behind either one and right b4 a guy goes he punches the girl in the back of the head so it all tightens up including the holes. just like anyones reaction from being hit they crunch up and tighten up. I heard it feels really good. Then there is the dirty sanchez after a guy has his thumb up a girls ass he gives her a mustache of shit w/ his thumb or the angry drago where when a girl has a load in her mouth the guy steps back and kicks her in the stomach so the load goes through her nose. kind of like snorting milk ni elementry school

How many people have done the donkey punch. I have done a quarter donkey slap and that shit tightened up but I didn't have the guts then. & I also know someone who while in the army one of the guys did the donkey punch and laid his girlfriend out. any stories? or people who did it???

La passage is a new club in the gold coast. (french theme Kind of like rive I guess) I haven't been there yet but I heard it's awesome from everyone who went there. UR is ur magazine a clubbing paper type thing. Check out the web site if you want.

It is good but not for a long period of time after a while it doesn't do much but the best is when a girl licks my ass hole (tosses salad) it is the best feeling in the world I've always wanted 2 girls one sucking me while one licks my ass. the thought of that makes me have to leave right now!!!

There is going to be a UR party there on March 1st get the <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guest list</A> www.urchicago.com

For more ravish check out redno5 or crobar www.crobarnightclub.com or www.djpsycho-bitch.com for the sat. <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guestlist</A> . there is also www.rivegauchenightclub.com for rive gauche which is more up scale look good & be pretty etc. or go to www.aquanightclub.com for <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guest lists</A> .

Mr. Dick why don't you just DONKEY PUNCH her. I'd say it does work but thats only from soft tapping in the back of a girls head not a full DP which she obviously needs.

If you wanna watch thats fine with me. As for this party I wanna see or have one in Chicago soon. I don't think that Glow will let me change my party on the 23rd into a girl swamping party so next time or @ my friends warehouse or something kind of like a rave I guess. Well anyone close to Chicago or willing to travel. As for anyone close I'm not having a girl swamping party yet but Glow on the 23rd free drinks 10-11 & then?? Maybe a little girl swamping at one of my friends places. As for the guy who went to one why didn't you just brink a girl?? Peace

Hey, I wasn't cutting the place down I was just letting the gut know that or at least I have seen drags there usually only one to four of them and the dark basement may make it easier to find out the hard way. & yeah I've seen them @ crobar. But that doesn't stop me from going there SORRY As for the 17th at redno5 www.urchicago.com is having a $5 b4 midnight admission w/ free drinks check it out. And @ crobar Psych sent out a mail saying there will be a cocktail reception from 10-12 in the VIP room @ crobar on the 17th. For the list www.djpsycho-bitch.com for whoever doesn't know or is planning on visiting

CHICAGO!!!!!!! That or Vegas (sin city) Those would have to be the best places now wouldn't it. You could be invited just stay tuned

Were any of you at crobar last year for psycho's b-day party. If so how was it. I know there is supposed to be free drinks in the vip room 10-12 or 9-11/12? As for kustom if you go E-mail Johnny Vegas discojv@mindspring.com Get 1/2 off cover later

Yeah tell us what U like but excalibur isn't that great. Just a big tourist attraction. You can get the Fri all night list there @ www.gilburns.com (he's the dj) then there is always www.crobarnightclub.com & www.rivegauchenightclub.com If you say the type of place you like I'll leave you more dobranotes

Yeah........O.K.

Maybe you should start with a finger & see if you like that first. Only a few girls I know have said that they like this. Good luck

Lets have one of these parties in chicago!!! Who is interested????

Redno5 is really wacked. Drags etc. (not too many though) & it's really industrial type scene Check out www.fifthfloor.com THere you can find more info.

Drastic changes cause drastic actions

Whats the deal w/ this kiddie club??