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  3. Short Guys( I mean height)

    in Sex

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    Originally posted by tastyt:

    At 4'10" this is hardly an issue for me. Even in my highest platforms, anyone over 5'2" is taller than me.

    Wow, I'm 20 inches taller than you. So you wouldn't even have to be on your knees to... oh, never mind.

  6. www.dealinrecords.com

    in Music & Media

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    Originally posted by dealinrecords:

    Do you think that I actually care what cats like u think of the website? Have u ever put out a record? No? Die. If you're one of the people that's feeling the record, show love, if not, keep your opinions quiet unless you want to come express them at 163rd and Broadway.

    Peace

    Great way to promote your label to your fans. All the "cats like u" are the ones that'll be buying your wax.

    Not dissing the music, but the website is wack, if you had any brains you'd get your own host, and work on branding your stuff.

    Or, you could play internet thug all day...

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  10. The curse of the HICKIES!!!!

    in Sex

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    Use a steaming rag. Boil some water, and let it cool just enough so it doesn't burn you, then apply. I used to get them to go away after 2 or three days or so. Being my (dark) complexion didn’t hurt either. Almost got myself into BIG trouble a few times in college because of those.

    Why do you women always feel the need to mark your territory? (even if it isn’t really yours?)

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  14. What drugs have you done, and which did you like?

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    I get my marijuana from a home growin' seller, and i don't care much for soda of coffee (Tea for me). I know what you mean though, everything natural ain't good.

    I have to admit I'm a little curious about e, but I haven't gotten around to trying it. Wouldn't mind sampling some opium either, how's that?

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  15. It's no longer medicinal !!

    in Useless Blabber

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    Bullshit. It's a pain killer and appetite stimulator in one, and it can be grown cheaply, but I guess the government would rather someone pay $2,000 for a drug cocktail to ease their pain instead of $10 for marijuana.

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  18. Shaving "down there"

    in Sex

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    This question is one for the guys on this board, but ladies are welcome to answer if they have some good advice.

    The question is simple. How the hell do I shave my sack, with the least possible pain? Clippers, razors, creams... or what? And I don't just mean a simple trim, either.

    It's recently been brought to my attention that if I shave "down there," then I'll be "rewarded" for doing so.

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  24. Noisy Neighbors... Grrr

    in New York / New Jersey

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    How about two different noisy neighbors?

    The people that live next door to me watch TV 24/7 at a really high volume. When I say 24/7, I mean 24/7. I wake up at 7am and the TV's on. I get home at 6pm, the TV's on. I go to bed sometimes as late as 2, and, well you can guess.

    The people that live below me must be half man, half neanderthal, because they are always banging on shit for no apparent reason, at all times of the day and night. Banging like they sound like they ball up their fist and bang on the wall, floor, TV, etc. Combine that with the salsa music all the time.

    Anyone here wanna beat a few people down for a few dollars?

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